S: CHICKEN WINGS
BC: The End
FC: Written and Illustrated by Zach Skeba IndustryOfCompanyIncorporatedInc. | Chicken Wings and other Things.
1: Chicken Wings, and other Things. Written and illustrated by Zach Skeba Copyright @ 2010
2: Petey was big and round weighing at least 200 pounds. This was unusual for a kid the age of 10 His parents insisted that he should stop eating, but all Petey did was kept on feeding.
4: Petey would eat pizza, pancakes, sausage and toast, he'd eat mashed potatoes ,ice cream, ham and roast.
5: The school nurse would say "If you eat to much food you will explode!" But Petey would just smile and pack in a load .
6: Petey was mean and bitter. He was mean to the kids on the street. They'd run about and stick their tongues out, then he'd come over and kick him with his feet. The kids called him "PETEY THE PIG!!" on the streets and in school, but Petey kept eating and never once stopped to think that he was a fool.
7: One day his parents took him to a doctor to get him checked out. The doctor had news that they couldn't refuse at least talking about. He looked over at Petey and told him at least the worst. "If you eat all that junk food," he said. "Your stomach will grow big and burst!!"
8: Well Petey took this news as a mean, and bitter pun. "Ya right," He said. "Now you'll tell me I'm allergic to the sun!!"" So Petey kept eating on and on, each and every day. He'd eat popcorn, corn dogs, chicken wings, and tons of Milky Ways.
9: One day Petey was taken to a therapist to see what was wrong. " You better stop eating," The therapist said. "Or the explosion won't be to long."
10: BUT.......Petey kept on eating, until he was 300 pounds! He ate chips and dips, shrimp and fish, while making a lot of sounds.
11: Well one day, Petey felt rather ill and stayed home from school to sleep. He laid down and felt his stomach grumble and tried not to weep.
12: Petey felt pain and looked to his stomach which grumbled on and on. "Somethings not right," Petey then said. "I must of eaten something wrong." Suddenly after an hour or two, his stomach finally stopped. But all of a sudden his body grew bigger and his jeans, the buttons just popped!
13: Well, Petey grew large and very big, until he broke the house! The neighbors all watched and screamed in terror and scurried like a mouse. "What's happening!?" Petey shouted looking around for a clue. Finally he stopped and the last thing there was, was a huge, and loud pop! So there is a moral to this story very weirdly told, don't eat too much junk food, or you'll just grow big and explode!!!
14: Zach Skeba is an amazingly awesome and talented writer and author whose life can only lead to better things.