S: GRANDPA BLOB'S STORY
BC: The End
FC: Written and Illustrated by Dylan Durkin Breads , 2010 | Grandpa Blob's Story
1: Grandpa Blob's Story By Dylan Durkin | Breads, 2010
2: Blob looked at his wizard grandpa, Grandpa Blob. “Grandpa Blob, did you ever do bad things when you were little?” Grandpa Blob chuckled, “Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho, yes indeedy I did young’un.” Scribble gasped, “Really?! I didn’t know wizards could do bad things!” Grandpa Blob chuckled again, “Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho, well I certainly did young’un!” he said. “Like what?” asked Blob, tilting his red head. “Well now Blobby, let me tell you a story from when I was a boy...”
3: Hey Blob!” yelled Splatter, Grandpa Blob’s friend. “Can you come out to play today?” “Yeah!” yelled Grandpa Blob back to him. “I cleaned my room and stuff!” “Yay!” cheered Splatter, and he leaped in the air, “Well come on out, let’s go to Bill’s Hardware store!” He said, beckoning Grandpa Blob outside. Grandpa Blob walked outside, high-fived Splatter, and began their long journey to the hardware store.
4: They arrived about three minutes later. “Hey Mr. Nail!” Splatter said. Bill Nail looked at him, “What are you doin’ ‘ere?” He said, staring at them in an annoyed fashion. Grandpa Blob and Splatter always caused trouble in Bill’s store, eating ice cream and getting it all over the nails, tripping and knocking over a shelf displaying nails, and putting boxes of nails in the corner so people couldn’t find them. In case you couldn’t guess, all Bill Nail’s Hardware Store sold was nails. Long nails, short nails, fat nails, thin nails, red nails, blue nails, green nails, orange nails, flavored nails, scented nails, nails in nails, nails in nails that are also in nails, and nails in a box made of nails. Bill also sold ice cream, however, including nail flavored ice cream. “What, can’t a kid go walkin’ into a hardware store without being all harassed and stuff?” said Splatter, putting on an innocent face. Bill mumbled something under his breath. “Jus’ don’t cause none trouble ya ‘ear me?” He said, looking Splatter right in the eye.
5: “Come on, Blob, let’s go look at the flavored nails!” Splatter said, pulling Grandpa Blob over behind a shelf, where Bill couldn’t see them. He then spoke in a hushed voice, “Man, I’m sick of that guy always thinking we’re going to do bad stuff!” He said. Grandpa Blob looked confused. He tilted his head and looked at Splatter, “But we do always cause trouble.” Splatter disregarded that comment, and motioned towards the boxes of flavored nails, “Yeah yeah yeah, but listen, I got a plan!”
6: Grandpa Blob snickered, “Yeah, that’s a great plan!” he said. Splatter’s plan was to steal a whole bunch of boxes of flavored nails, because Bill had been so mean that they deserve to get them for free. The both began to grab the boxes of nails, and then ran out the store. “Oi, you two!” Yelled Bill when he realized what they had done. “Ye’d better get yer rotten ‘ides back here!” he yelled, waving a box of nails in the air. A passerby, Doc Square, saw what was happening. “Don’t worry, Bill, I’ll get them!” He said heroically. He easily caught up to the two children, and grabbed them by their collar. “Hey! Let us down!” yelled Grandpa Blob. “Yeah!” yelled Splatter. “Not until you give Bill Nail his nails back.” said Doc Square sternly. Grandpa Blob and Splattered grumbled a few things, and then reluctantly agreed.
7: After giving Bill Nail his nails back, he called his parents, Great Grandpa Blob and Great Grandma Blob, who told them that stealing is wrong and that if everybody stole from Mr. Nail he’d be out of business and poor. Then they were grounded for two weeks and had to apologize to Mr. Nail, who yelled at them further.
8: “An’ that right there young’uns, is why ya ain’t supposed to steal from nobody!” Said Grandpa Blob to Blob and Scribble. “Else ya goin’ to be grounded!” | B^J
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