S: If I Played Football
FC: If I Played Football | By Michelle Mayes | Mr. Volling Geometry 1st
1: I don't have a soccer ball. I do have a football. If I played football, then I would be a superstar.
2: Can you believe that? I'm an amazing superstar. If I am an amazing superstar, then I can travel the world.
3: When I travel the world I will go to Germany. In Germany I will visit all the historic sites. If I visit the historic sites, then I will be a historian.
4: As a historian I will read many history novels. Most of the novels will be over the Civil War. If I read about the Civil War, then I will go back in time to the eighteen hundreds.
5: In the eighteen hundreds I will wear pretty dresses. When I wear the pretty dresses I will become faint. If I become faint, then I will pass out.
6: When I wake up I will be back in common time. In common time I will have to explain my time travel to the press. If I explain my time travel to the press, then they will make me out as a freak.
7: Being a freak means that I am unique. Unique also means one of a kind. If I am one of a kind, then a movie will be made about me.
8: Dakota Fanning will play me in my time traveling story. My story will be a big hit. If my story is a big hit, then I will become a millionaire.
9: When I am a millionaire I will by my mom a house with a porch. I will also buy myself an old southern plantation. If I buy my self a southern plantation, then I will become a farmer.
10: As a farmer I would grow apples. Unfortunately the apples don't taste very good. If the apples don't taste good, then I will become broke.
11: I do not enjoy being broke. I can not buy a dog being broke. If I played football, then I would probably have no money.