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Life Sucks

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BC: The End

FC: By Colin Campbell and Zach Willis | Life Sucks | Mrs. Bishop 7th Pd.

1: It all began on sunny morning in Gotham City. Blue Wombat was at it again. He was with his wife or girlfriend (he didn’t remember or care). When he was down with her, his father walked in.

2: “Holy $#@&!” His father said. That’s Blue Wombat for you. Over at Green Bee’s pad, he was slamming his super hard tip of his stick on the head of his drums. He lost his other drumstick so he was stuck with just one while he jammed. He loved playing drums whenever he could. He was playing a bunch to make up for the time he was about to lose traveling to Bagdad, Florida. He was going to meet his best friend, Blue Wombat there and party.

3: The flight to Bagdad was a boring, slow, long, and full of old unattractive flight attendants. When he landed Blue Wombat was at the gate waiting for him, with his three daughters. They did not look like him at all except for the third one. “Hey man long time no see!” Called out Blue Wombat.

4: “Hey man long time no see!” Called out Blue Wombat. “Yeah, too long. Who are the two young ladies and the pregnant man with you?” Replied Green Bee. Blue Wombat looked around him, and then said, “These are my three beautiful daughters!”

5: “What party plane?” asked Green Bee. “The one we are going to fly around the world on.” Said Blue Wombat.

6: They went to another terminal, a private one, and boarded the jumbo jet that would fly them around the world while the partied.

7: Some his other friends; Josh and Levi were there as well. Once everyone was onboard, they took off for their 24 hour journey.

8: What they didn’t know was that the world was about to end. So while they were partying and enjoying their flight, the world was rocked by earthquakes and tidal waves. They found out when they flew over Hawaii and saw it covered in lava. Suddenly they freaked out. They had no idea what was going on and were scared to death. One of the old-ish people on the plane suddenly died from a heart attack. Life started to suck really badly.

9: “Well, that was kinda freaky.” Said Green Bee. “Yep, just a little bit. Hehe.” Replied Blue Wombat who had been drinking.

10: All of a sudden one of the plane doors opened and the flight attendant was nearly sucked out, hanging on to the edge of the door for dear life.

11: “I’ll go help her! I’m coming Mrs.!” Said the ugly daughter of Blue Wombat. She then started making her way towards the door, when she was nearly there she tripped over a bag, falling out the door and taking the flight attendant with her.

12: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!” screamed Blue Wombat “Dude she was ugly, we won’t miss her, and if you want, you don’t have to miss her either.” Said Green Bee.

13: “Really? Thanks!” replied Blue Wombat.

14: “Sister! I’m coming!!” said one of the pretty daughters as she jumped out of the plane.

15: “Sisters! I’m coming!!” Said one the other pretty daughters as she jumped out of the plane as well.

16: “My ladies! Noooo!” Levi screamed and ran out the door after them all.

17: “Wow. They’re a bunch of over reactors.” Said Josh after all three of the people jumped out of the plane.

18: They looked out one of the windows and saw that they were over a sandy landscape. They quickly found out where they were; Africa. They checked with the captain and found out that they had enough fuel left to land somewhere around the Gulf of Mexico. They continued their flight wondering where they would land and if they would land safely. They would soon have an answer.

19: They reached the Bahamas when, according to the pilot, they should have reached Mexico. They were now very low on fuel and had no good place to land. The pilot chose that they would crash land off the coast of Crooked Island.

20: The next morning, they woke up due to the shaking of the ground. They ran up a hill and looked around. They saw a helicopter coming straight at them.

21: They thought they were saved. Then, out of nowhere, a giant wave more massive than they had ever seen before rose from the ocean behind the chopper. Life Sucked really bad for them. All their family and friends were most likely dead and they were about to either get saved or die.

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