BC: car ride!
1: before we went to the bar, we had sex twice while watching porn and drinking beer from our mother, Nina | what you gonna do with all my lady cave?
2: bring in on, bitch. | what the hell happened to his glasses? i was so hot that they broke in half.
3: screw both of you for making these faces and not filling me in. | are you looking at my boobs?
4: why do i look like satan?
5: loverly. | it's supposed to be upside down.
7: we love each other. | and now part of a delicious foursome.
8: trying to take a picture of the weirdos behind us. | ok, this is the first picture of 2008. | we are not lesbians.
9: aw.... then he left. | reggae night women.
10: we literally fought small children in order to take this picture. | yes. we are lesbians on a camel. | obviously, these are our wild faces. | fabulous people.
11: she literally grabbed my hand and we chased these snowmen monsters down. | "you're smiling with your eyes; just like tyra says to"
12: car ride home. not so sober.
13: best photo of the night | not sure... | sometimes we are nice friends.
14: you make me so hot. make me wanna drop. you're so ridiculous, i can barely stop.
15: i wanna be on you. that's your christmas gift. | so you say that i am rated x, you suffer from the lack of sex. black heart, and your lipstick smeared.
16: go ahead, she's a milf. | friggin christmas spirit.
17: our finished product. thanks for taking this picture, mommy!