FC: Shannon is the Coolest Ever! | Luckiest to have such AMAZING friends
2: Good Friends Are Like Stars, You Don't Always See Them, But You Know They're Always There
16: Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won | Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
17: Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one | The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears
18: Look at how put together we all looked at the beginning of the evening. This is before we decided to drink like Chuck Norris.