S: The Art Teacher From The Black Lagoon
FC: The Art Teacher From The Black Lagoon
1: The Art Teacher From The Black Lagoon
2: In Memory Of Roger D.B Crushed 6/28/11 | this is not a good book if you want it to be a so very happy book about a nice art teacher so close this if you like peaches 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 copyright 2011
3: I heard that we are getting a new art teacher. | ROOM 204
4: She comes from a far away location. She's new to America.
6: Her name is Miss Splat. They say she's a total Mutant.
8: All over the art room, she has pictures of red lines. She has a jar, filled with all the students that fail.
10: Billy said that she used to be a barber, but now?
11: She'll cut off your hair and use it as a paintbrush.
12: Emma says she uses fake paint.
13: The red is pig blood, the blue paint is blueberries, Black is blackberries, Green is lettuce, and... well, no one really knows what yellow paint is...
14: They say she got this way because she 'fell' into a bucket of toxic waste.
16: Shaun said that he used to have a big sister. That is, until she decided to be creative!
17: That makes Miss Splat really mad. After that Miss Splat drowned her in paint.
18: Ally was found going to the nurse today.
19: Miss Splat had had a little 'incident' with her scissors.
20: When Mrs. Green announced that it was time for Art class I got butterflies in my tummy.
21: Walking down the hall, I think I hear screaming! Turns out, it's Timmy's yodeling.
22: That's when Jesse ran out of the Art room and into the Nurse's Office, with a red hand. I wonder what Miss Splat did...
24: Oh no. I'm walking into the Art Room! Oh wow. This place isn't so bad. There's gorgeous pictures everywhere.
25: And Miss Splat's not that bad either! She's wearing a bright yellow sundress with a paint splattered apron.
26: Miss Splat tells us to sit down, and hands us our very own paint brushses. I know that Art will be exhilarating this year.
27: HOPE YOU ENJOY THE BOOK!