S: The One With By:Chad Taylor
FC: Written and Illustrated By:Chad Taylor The Houses Of The Holy Publishing Company | The One With.
1: The One With. Written and illustrated By: Chad Taylor The Houses Of The Holy publishing company Copy Right in 2010
2: This Is Dans School
3: There was a kid named Dan. He was a 7 year old boy. He wanted to hang out with the cool kids. So the next day he wanted to try to get in with the rest of the cool kids that day so he went to lunch following them. (Dan always packed his lunch). So he sat at their table. Then the trouble begins. “Hay, what in the world is that kid doing at our table?” “He usually sits with the weird kids at their table” another said. “No, no, let's see if we can have some fun”! So then they go to sit down and when they do one says “Hi, what's your name?” “Dan”. “O, cool so do you want to hang out with us?” “Ya that would be cool”. “Ok, but first you have to pass the test to get in”!
4: This Is Dan
5: So they told him he was to go to school one day after they got to know each other and then he would go into his music room and put grape jelly in all the instruments cases and then go to the principle's office and make it so that when he opens the door so far that a big bucket of mayonnaise falls on his head and take a most valuable item and take 2 boxes of chalk. So here is how the next 3 days go. DAY 1: Dan is sitting and eating lunch with the kids. And talking about his plan to do the jobs. And then he goes to the library to read. Then to the gym and he plays a prank on the gym teacher and gets sent down to the principles office and gets in trouble.
6: So then comes DAY 2: Dan is having second thoughts about doing this "TEST" but he is still on for it. So he goes to the guidance councilors office to find out what is wrong with him. And they find out that he is trying to hang out with the cool kids and they say that they have had problems with this before. So then he goes to the guidance councilors computer and pulls the plug on it and this is while she is going to the bathroom. And when she comes back and finds that her computer is unplugged she asks him lots of questions!
7: Then here we go DAY 3: and at the end of the third day Dan was ready but doubting what he was about to do and wanting to regret it but having a hard time he wanted to hang out with the kids of the school. So he goes to lunch that day and has a conversation and he brings up the plan and they ask him if he is ready and he says “yes I am”. So he goes the next morning to the music room with a big jar of jelly. He sits there putting jelly in the instruments cases for half an hour and then he hears the music teacher coming. So he hides by the door and when the teacher is walking in he runs out and hides for a couple seconds and then headed for the principles office. So it was a trick to get the principal out of his office he goes and yells “FREE JELLY DOUGHTNUTS” and he hides and The principles comes running out 5 seconds later “MMMMMMMMMM” And then goes to take and put the bucket of mustard up and the principal come and finds him trying to put it up and yells at him!
8: So he gets in trouble and tells the principal "But all I wanted to do was hang out with the cool kids, and they said that I had to do this to get in and I believed them." So the principal calls the kids down and asks them if it was true and they said yes so he gave them detention.
9: Hi, my name is Chad Taylor. I live in Cambridge Springs PA. Well just outside of it any way and my family basically lives in a 5 mile area. And my favorite activity is slid riding. I have 2 dogs and the one is sweet the other ones a devil. the devils name is Pete he can be awesome some times. And my sweet dog is Louse Louse and she can be an angle at some point and a devil at others. So thats my life basically my dogs and my family.
10: This is my family that is from Virgina slid riding in Pa they thought that it was cold they make me laugh that is one of my favorite things to do is sled ride i am all the way on the right and in the bright orange hat. Another one of my favorite hobbies is bowling!!