BC: the moreal of the story is look before you leap do reseach and look around
1: pig man marsutopian earth pigs mutaded dog
3: Once upon time there was a planet with mutated dogs, pig men and Marsutopians (Mars-utopians) on this wonderful white pure planet mars. On this planet there was peace and no disease no poverty and plenty of food until……
5: . | (a primitive rocket to them) landed a thousand pigs stormed out and they started eating everything and the mutated dog and the head Marsutopians told the head Pigman to speak a language that the pigs should know (a long since dead language to them) pig Latin. The head Pigman knew the language because he was old and smart and then he asked the pigs in pig Latin "why they were on mars". They said "that there home planet was destroyed".
7: The pig man asked them how their home planet got destroyed. "The pigs replied swine flu". The wise Pig man had never heard of such a disease and so he thought most unwisely that it was only a primitive disease. Thus forth the primitive pigs the pig men Marsutopians and mutated dog lived in harmony for now. 3 years later
9: the head pig went to the head Pig man and said "we have had 1 pig die and the area around him turned red". The pig man said "oh my this is serious no one has ever died before pig please tell me details". The pig said "that they would sneeze a lot and the ground around him would start to turn red and then all the gravity left him and they floated away". The pig man said "oh dear this is serious how did this happen". The pig said "our top scientists think this is space swine flu 10x worse than regular swine flu".
10: Another pig came in and whispered something in his ear and the head pig said "oh no". we have a report out of 400 pigs there are only two left me and the messenger plus there is a report that all the Marsutopians and mutated dog and Pigmen are dead. Also all the planet is red except for this area. The pig said "this is all my fault I brought the disease here and killed everyone except us". No said "the Pigman it was mine I didn’t examine the disease and it killed everyone and I trusted you without even doing research just because you were my own kind I was foolish very foolish
13: lets name this place after the year that this tragedy happened area 2012" and then they died and didn’t turn area 2012 red and then forward mars was red except for area 2012.