BC: The End
1: Once upon a time Mr. Orangutan was walking through the forest when he saw a really really super big tree that had beautiful golden roots and a large strong trunk.
3: Now being a monkey’s cousin he was super curious. So he decided he would ask Whonkawangawhankoi the primate God about the tree. “OH, MR. Whonkawangawhankoi PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS IN THAT GREAT TREE!” Mr. Orangutan boomed
5: Mr. Whonkawangawhankoi was a kind and caring God who would do anything for the primates of his forest, said “Mr. Orangutan that tree is not safe to climb, but it is possible, first you must find the golden banana and eat it but before you do that you must be able to eat a banana that is bigger than your whole head in one bite.” “But-but why must I eat this great banana? And where is this golden banana?” Mr. Orangutan stammered. “Ask Professor Adam and Dr. Eve, they will know” Whonkawangawhankoi said.
7: Mr. Orangutan now was extremely curious to know what was in that tree, so over to Prof. Adam’s house he went. Professor Adam told him that the golden banana was extremely rare and the only way to get it is to tell Witchitowski (the banana god) that you are truly in love.”
9: Mr. Orangutan did as he was told and Witchitowski sent down a humongous 6 feet banana
11: Mr. Orangutan was delighted but couldn’t eat the banana every time he tried to cut it, it would break his knife!
13: Then he remembered what Whonkawangawhankoi said about eating it in one bite. He then went up to heaven and asked AWWW (the mouth God) to make his cheeks bigger!
15: AWWW granted his wish and gave him big cheeks. Mr. Orangutan then ate the banana and the tree turned into a normal tree and out came a lady Orangutan!
17: Mr. Orangutan immediately fell in love and they lived happily ever after.