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FC: You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
1: You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly is sung by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty. It was written by Lola Jean Dillon and L.E. White.
2: You're the reason I'm a-ridin around on recapped tires. And you're the reason I'm hangin our clothes outside on wires. Chorus And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin. Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin' And money ain't ev'rythin' But I love you just the same. You're the reason I've changed from beer to soda pop. And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop. | Song Lyrics | key Loretta- Conway- Both-
3: Chorus I guess that we won't ever have, everything we need cause when we get 'ahead' there's another mouth to feed. And that's the reason that my good looks and my figure is gone. And that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb. Chorus Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave and put on a clean pair of pants? But Loretta, look at yourself. Now I wish you'd take them curlers out of your hair and go put on a little makeup and get out of that housecoat before supper.
4: Ha, well let me tell you something, Conway, considerin' everything that I went through today, I look like a movie star. Eh-he-yeah, Ruth Buzzie. Thank you. Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway. Oh they did huh? What about the on that's bald? Well I guess you might say they took after me.
6: Conway Twitty | Conway Twitty was born on September 1, 1933 in Friars Point, Mississippi. He started out as a rock n' roll teen idol, but changed to a country music star. Soon after he started his duet with Loretta Lynn. He was inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame after his death in June of 1993.
8: Loretta Lynn | Loretta Lynn was born on April 14, 1934 in Butcher Holler, Kentucky. She is a member of the country music hall of fame. She is an adventurous song writer and has scored many top hits. Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn won the Vocal Duo of the year award for four years in a row.