S: Youtopia Rules and Regulations
BC: Youtopian Rules
FC: YOUTOPIA RULES AND REGULATIONS
1: These are the rules and regulations for Youtopia. Anyone caught breaking these rules will be sentenced to a certain amount of jail time depending on the severity of their crime. Decreed by Queen Meghan
2: RULE 1: Everyone must talk in a British accent
3: They make you sound cool and sophisticated.
4: Everyone has equal rights (with the exception of the royal family) no matter race, gender or sexuality. | RULE 2
5: Everyone deserves equal rights
6: Rule 3 Our country will not participate in any wars.
7: Wars do not solve anything, they just get people killed and waste money.
8: Rule 4 A family can not have over two children
9: Otherwise there will be overpopulation and this can cause poverty or other economic problems.
10: RULE 5 If you have another baby you must pay an extra 500,000 dollars a year or hand him/her over to the government where they will send the baby to a different country where a family will be waiting to adopt ithem.
11: Otherwise the country will be too overpopulated and the economy will be bad.
12: RULE 6 The people of the country elect three candidates they want to be the next ruler when the current ruler turns 50.
13: That way the people have a little say over who runs the country.
14: RULE 7 The current ruler will pick one out of those three that he/she wishes the be their successor. This will be chosen when the ruler turns 50
15: So that when they die the elected candidate can take over their place immediately.
16: RULE 8 Anyone who voices problems with the government or who is discovered to be plotting against the government will be put to death or life in prison | Anyone who voices problems with the government or who is discovered to be plotting against the government will be put to death or life in prison
17: The government only does what is best for the people and they should not be opposed.
18: RULE 9 When you turn 18 you will send a form to the government, and they will pick a job that they think will suit you.
19: This way no one will be unemployed and everyone will have a job they enjoy. Every position necessary to a community will be filled.
20: RULE 10 People are limited to 2 pets weighing 30 pounds or more..
21: This way there won't be an overpopulation of dogs, and so there will be no stray dogs.