S: The Story of Ryder H Blumke Vol 1
FC: The Story of Ryder H. Blumke Volume 1
1: This book was written for Ryder with love by his YaYa 2011
2: Once upon a time in a cold, cold land far, far away
4: A handsome Biker named Daddy
5: Met a beautiful Body Builder named Mommy
6: And Lickity-split, !They fell in love!!
7: And in no time at all the biker was body building and the body builder was biking.
8: But something was wrong.........what could it be?
9: Daddy Said, "It's too cold to ride my bike | Mommy said, It's too cold to wear my bikini
10: And so they jumped in the truck and moved to Bonita Springs
11: And sure enough, it was warm enough to ride bikes and swim.......even in the winter.
12: Then Daddy said, let's buy a house and stay here forever. And Mommy said, OK, let's. So they bought a homely house and worked real hard until it was beautiful.
14: And they lived happily in their pretty house with their pets, Lady the dog and Mr. Moustache the cat.
15: But wait........something's missing. What could it be?
16: So they asked God to give them a baby.
17: And Lickity Split, there was a baby in Mommy's tummy. Let's call him Ryder Harold Blumke.
19: Mommy and Daddy were so excited. They started filling the house with baby things and Mr. Moustache helped Daddy practice how to be a Daddy.
20: People baked Ryder a pretty cake and brought him lots of presents.
21: Lots and lots of presents
22: Everyone was happy and excited and couldn't wait for baby Ryder to get here
24: And Ryder grew and grew and grew. And so did Mommy.
26: And so Mommy and Daddy waited and waited and waited.
27: And while they waited | Mommy took Ryder to the beach | and kept him toasty warm
28: It was finally time for Ryder to be born. | So Mommy and Daddy went to the hospital to wait.
29: Ya Ya was there. | And Dawn was there. | And Jamie was there.
30: And Nonna & Grampa Buskirk flew in a big airplane to be there when Ryder was born.
31: And everyone waited and waited. And just when they couldn't wait anymore............ | Ryder was born.
32: And Lickity-Split, Mommy and Daddy had a family
33: Being born is hard work so Ryder was tired and hungry
34: Everyone wanted to hold Baby Ryder. | It's my turn, said Nonna | It's my turn, said Grampa | Ryder
35: Now it's my turn, said Ya Ya. | We want a turn, said Gramma & Grampa Seater | Ryder
36: Don't Forget Us. We Want a Turn | Said Grampa Harold and Gramma Pansy
37: All that holdin and luvin made Ryder very happy and very sleepy
38: Give him back, said Daddy. It's my turn. | And Daddy and Ryder went to sleep.
39: The End