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S: The Story of Ryder H Blumke Vol 1

FC: The Story of Ryder H. Blumke Volume 1

1: This book was written for Ryder with love by his YaYa 2011

2: Once upon a time in a cold, cold land far, far away

4: A handsome Biker named Daddy

5: Met a beautiful Body Builder named Mommy

6: And Lickity-split, !They fell in love!!

7: And in no time at all the biker was body building and the body builder was biking.

8: But something was wrong.........what could it be?

9: Daddy Said, "It's too cold to ride my bike | Mommy said, It's too cold to wear my bikini

10: And so they jumped in the truck and moved to Bonita Springs

11: And sure enough, it was warm enough to ride bikes and swim.......even in the winter.

12: Then Daddy said, let's buy a house and stay here forever. And Mommy said, OK, let's. So they bought a homely house and worked real hard until it was beautiful.

14: And they lived happily in their pretty house with their pets, Lady the dog and Mr. Moustache the cat.

15: But wait........something's missing. What could it be?

16: So they asked God to give them a baby.

17: And Lickity Split, there was a baby in Mommy's tummy. Let's call him Ryder Harold Blumke.

19: Mommy and Daddy were so excited. They started filling the house with baby things and Mr. Moustache helped Daddy practice how to be a Daddy.

20: People baked Ryder a pretty cake and brought him lots of presents.

21: Lots and lots of presents

22: Everyone was happy and excited and couldn't wait for baby Ryder to get here

24: And Ryder grew and grew and grew. And so did Mommy.

26: And so Mommy and Daddy waited and waited and waited.

27: And while they waited | Mommy took Ryder to the beach | and kept him toasty warm

28: It was finally time for Ryder to be born. | So Mommy and Daddy went to the hospital to wait.

29: Ya Ya was there. | And Dawn was there. | And Jamie was there.

30: And Nonna & Grampa Buskirk flew in a big airplane to be there when Ryder was born.

31: And everyone waited and waited. And just when they couldn't wait anymore............ | Ryder was born.

32: And Lickity-Split, Mommy and Daddy had a family

33: Being born is hard work so Ryder was tired and hungry

34: Everyone wanted to hold Baby Ryder. | It's my turn, said Nonna | It's my turn, said Grampa | Ryder

35: Now it's my turn, said Ya Ya. | We want a turn, said Gramma & Grampa Seater | Ryder

36: Don't Forget Us. We Want a Turn | Said Grampa Harold and Gramma Pansy

37: All that holdin and luvin made Ryder very happy and very sleepy

38: Give him back, said Daddy. It's my turn. | And Daddy and Ryder went to sleep.

39: The End

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  • Title: Ryder's Story: Vol 1
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  • Published: about 5 years ago

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