S: A Pirate Christmas
FC: A Pirates Christmas
1: Twas the night before ye' Christmas, when all through the docks | The pirates were hauling big chests with gold locks.
2: The stockings were scattered all over the floor, shirts on the bed, and pants hung on the door.
3: When out on the horizon came such a noise, It practically scared all the socks of the boys. Away to the port hole i flew in a flash Shiver me timbers, i stepped in the trash.
4: Through a black flag so high in the sky, Was a pint sized ship and a tiny red guy. He was looking at a list with dark marks and demerits, Then I realized the power behind the ship was eight puny parrots.
7: He had a white beard,but was quick on his feet, Seeing the sweat on his brow made me feel the heat. He had a tired, annoyed tone to his shout, But those parrots were restless and all about.
8: "Quit that Polly, Black Beard, PegLeg, and Davy Jones, Straiten yer booties Long John, Silver, Wood Eye and Bones.
9: To the top of the poop, and the tip of the mast, Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away fast!"
10: And then in a jiffy, I heard on the decking, The screeching and scratching of each parrot pecking.
11: Those parrots were squawking and to make matters worse, Down the chimney came Sandy Claws with a bilge sucking curse.
12: He was chubby and stunk like a thousand old shirts, Soon discovered he was the Dread Pirate Roberts! A wink of his eye and a whistle with glee, Told me the next pirate dead wouldn't be me.
14: He didn't speak much, but went to a bench, Right next to a gal and said "that's one saucy wench." After filling the stockings with rum and doubloons, He flew up the mast like a giant balloon
15: Sandy sprang to his sleigh with a keg of good rum, He put down his pack and sat on his bum. He cracked his long whip, gave those parrots a spank, Shouted "yer all scurvy dogs, hope you all walk the plank!"