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Teen Mag

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S: 2011 Magazine of the year

FC: Moore Facts From Morzie | Facts About Life as a Teenager

1: Yes condoms, unless you want herpes, aids and other nasty, this is the go, ohh and it will stop someone from getting pregnant | Things you will need soon (but not to soon)

2: The Changes we all experience | For Boys, we all get erections over girls* and quite often over nothing, as well as hormonal changes that will make you angry or sad for no reason, or very easily, you will get growth spurts that may make you uncoordinated with a larger body, soon after your voice will start to break so your voice will be very deep one minuate and the next it will be very high, don't worry this is natural. | *unless you are homosexual

3: For Girls, you will get much the same as the boys except for the erections. you will start having your periods witch can be embarrassing but remember boys have erections so don't panic everyone knows what it's like, your breasts will grow, and like the boys you will be attracted to boys* though you may not like to admit it, yes, we boys know you like us. | From Teens till the end (For some)

4: Tips to hiding an erection (For Boys) | 1. wear lose cloathing, avoid tight jeans 2. wearing a rubber band around your leg, and when you get one, poke your penis under the rubber band 3. pointing it straight up 4. wearing tight underwear 5. clearing your mind of any thoughts about it for thinking of something that will make you concrete

5: Tips to emocial changes | when feeling angry take a deep, think if you would get angry normally and why are you getting angry when feeling sad think of all the good things that have happen in the day, even the month or year

6: Strange Facts | Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

7: About Sex | Average number# of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 Average#number of calories in a weet-bix: 59 Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches Average length when erect: 5.1 Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

10: Moore Questions for Morzie

11: Q. My voice is crackling and i can't speak A. this is very natural and it is your voice getting deeper, and louder Q. I am very short for my age and you say we have a growth spurt, whats going on with me? A. Ever heard of the saying late bloomers, well some people just "bloom" a bit after every one else, so you will grow it just takes time.

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