BC: End of story
FC: "THE GUY"
1: Have you ever wondered why the world is constantly at war or constantly fighting for "stupid" reasons, such as land feuds and ethic disagreements. Most wars can be prevented if we, as humans, all learned to get along and show some compassion
2: for more than just money and power. in the end, most wars have a lasting effect on the people that fight in them. It can cause the people who fought in them to turn to drugs, alcohol, or even suicide. It is always better to not have wars in the first place. | Now, on to the story at hand The Guy is going to the supermarket to buy some food for the week, when, all of a sudden, his phone rings. He quickly answers his phone, it was the president!!!
3: The president tells The Guy,"we need your help to stop Transbekistan from trying | to take the U.S.A. over, peacefully, and without any one poor soul dying." | "I understand completely, sir, not a soul shall die"
4: Unfortunately, however, The Guy did not know that fate was against him and three, but only three men would be killed by the Transbekistanians. The Guy lead his peaceful party into the Transbekistanians camp, to show that the U.S.A. just wanted peace, they brought many gifts that would prove that they only wanted peace. The Transbekistans were not very accepting of the gifts and started to open fire on The Guy and his "peace posse." The Guy, thinking quickly, told the head honcho to tell his men to stop firing the gifts were a peace offering.
5: The leader of the Transbekisanians muttered some words and his men stopped shooting. It was still too late the three men had been shot and killed. The Guy felt a severe jolt of pain in his left hand and realized that he too, had been shot. The leader lead The Guy to the largest tent on the grounds. Inside, there were extravagant pieces of furniture and highly decorated busts everywhere. The Guy studied the room swiftly with his eyes, two guards and four regular soldiers watched. The apparent leader lead The Guy to an enormous chair that looked as if it could swallow The Guy whole. after waiting for about an hour The Guy was joined by a tall, around six foot, man. Upon seeing The Guy the tall man smiled and put out his hand.
6: The Guy was thrown off by this strange behavior shook the man's hand and realized he just shook hands with his left hand (ouchie), and he quickly apologized for his mistake. the man told him that it was no big deal. They both sat down and carried out a conversation for a while and negotiated how the incident would be resolved. It turned out that the Transbekistanians had been told by Gekostan that the U.S.A. was plotting its own invasion of Transbekistan. The Guy called the president to tell him the fruits of his negotiations. The President confessed to The Guy that he expected at least four men to die anyways. The Guy realized that was the president's
7: plan in the first place said a few cross words and then hung up. The Guy informed the man who had turned out to be the president of Transbekistan. The Guy was shocked and asked why the President; himself, had come. It turned out that the President of Transbekistan didn't believe that the U.S.A. would ever try to take | over Transbekistan. After all of these events transpired The Guy went to Honolulu for a long vacation, the Transbekistenians went home after apologizing for the misunderstanding. All was well once again, and the President of the U.S.A. awarded the men who died to prevent an unnecessary war, funerals fit for kings.
8: Epilogue Ten years later on the exact same day the Transbekistanians came over to party and celebrate a day that stopped a war. They all got drunk and The Guy passed out in the middle of the party. The Guy later went on and worked for the government as a lead pacifist.
9: This is my cousin. She used to play (act) at the Black Bear Jamboree in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. Now she plays on the carnival cruise. | My Crazy friends at laurel ridge. LOL PARTAY!!!!! | MORE PARTAY-ING.
10: The story i wrote was written to explain the horrid qualities of war and fighting. LITERARY TERMS Irony- The Guy is a very "rough" looking man and he is a pacifist. He is very compassionate for his mens lives and hates for them to get hurt at allhe cares about his men than his own life. This is ironic because if you saw The Guy out in public you would think that he was a bad guy and that he would not really care aout the mens lives so much as he did.
11: THE END