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The Soot Before Christmas

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S: The Soot Before Christmas

FC: The Soot Before Christmas | A Parody By diabeetus

1: The Soot Before Christmas By diabeetus English-6

2: I sat chilled on a dark Christmas night. It was so quiet it gave me a fright!

5: As I sat dozed, I was 'woken. abruptly. The roof began quaking and shaking corruptly. But as soon as it started, was as soon as it stopped. I almost thought it was going to pop!

6: Up near my head I felt something big, It felt like a bear climbing out of a sled. As he walked o'er the roof, his footsteps I could hear. I could definitely tell he was coming near!

8: He leaner o'er the chimney looking down through me, I began to wonder what he was trying to see! The fire within me died out in a flash, He disappeared quickly, then returned with his stash.

11: He slid down me like soap through hands, I was amazed by this considering his span! The fat man got right to work in his massive red suit, Spreading toys and presents nicely wrapped, Christmas tree afoot.

12: He finished his work and gave me a smile, I blinked once and he was gone with ultimate style. The roof began to shake and I knew he had left, He shouted to the city, but I could not percept.

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  • Title: The Soot Before Christmas
  • A Parody of "Twas the Night Before Christmas"
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  • Published: over 9 years ago