S: What My Big Sister Says
FC: What My Big Sister Says | A collection of quotes from Dr. Krystle Graham
1: "I am full of good advice."
2: "Remember to eat and shower today. Sometimes it's easy to forget when you have a big test tomorrow."
3: "It gets worse. Then you get fat and your hair falls out."
4: "No wonder mom put you on a leash as a kid."
5: "Quit quizzing me- I'm doing my facial peel and listening to music. Don't try to taint my quiet saturday night with your nonsense. Kevin likes to play medicine games on sat night- you can text him!"
6: “Drop out – it’s not worth it.”
7: "Medicine is not normal. It's a soul-stealing evil."
8: "I smell." -Post-call
9: "I just washed my hair for the first time in like 5 days."
10: " I like miley cyrus now. I want to be her friend. Maybe I'll play party in the usa at our wedding."
11: "Make sure you teach Harper everything you know so he can be a doctor like Mason!"
12: "I have a new friend coming in July. Yeah, but I have to make her my friend first." "She's my friend. We text a lot."
13: "I feel badass when I drink martinis and listen to ghetto rap."
14: "All you have to do is be nice to Kevin and he forgets everything."
15: “Jamie and Kevin are very tolerable of what we buy. I will buy whatever I want within reason. Sometimes Kevin looks like he shit his pants but he thinks it’s cute when I buy things.”
16: "You are going to be an amazing physician."
17: "Congratulations on finishing your first set of big exams. You are working so hard and it will pay off. I know I'm not always giving cheerful advice, but you know I'm always here if you need me. I understand what you're going through and all of the sacrifices you're making. So when you have the chance, relax and go celebrate kicking ass on those exams!!"
18: "Haha. I'm funny!"
19: "I'm a good friend."
20: “Things will get better – you won’t always feel like this I promise.”
21: "I know, sisters give the best advice."