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FC: Happy Birthday Love, Kelli | Isabella

1: Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. I hope you never run out of film.

2: A duck walks into a drug store and buys a chapstick. The clerk says, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck says, "Just put it on my bill."

3: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

4: Why the long face??

5: Stop playing around.

6: What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings? A fish tank.

8: Oh the things you will find in a zoo,

9: I found Bambi just for you.

10: What did the elephant say to the famous detective? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock.!

12: Which one of us do not belong?

14: Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas ? Because he has sandy claws.

15: What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor.

16: Which one of us only eat bugs?

17: Why do seals swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

19: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? The kids have to play inside.

20: What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine? A slowpoke.

21: We are all found in what type of habitat? A rain forest.

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  • By: Kelli M.
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