FC: Happy Birthday Love, Kelli | Isabella
1: Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. I hope you never run out of film.
2: A duck walks into a drug store and buys a chapstick. The clerk says, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck says, "Just put it on my bill."
3: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
4: Why the long face??
5: Stop playing around.
6: What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings? A fish tank.
8: Oh the things you will find in a zoo,
9: I found Bambi just for you.
10: What did the elephant say to the famous detective? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock.!
12: Which one of us do not belong?
14: Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas ? Because he has sandy claws.
15: What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor.
16: Which one of us only eat bugs?
17: Why do seals swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
19: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? The kids have to play inside.
20: What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine? A slowpoke.
21: We are all found in what type of habitat? A rain forest.