S: Memories of Dad 1944-2010
BC: And now you know the rest of the story
1: The reason I decided to make this album was because I feared that one day I would forget all the good memories I have had with Dad and remember only his last few years. Here I have preserved the good memories that I have of Dad: being a loving husband, father, grandfather, and goof. The countless memories we have of Dad are not all preserved on film; the terrifying sound of his footsteps heard from the basement when we were kids, or more recently the sound of his footsteps as he danced around the living room with his grandkids. Whatever your fondest memories of Dad may be, I hope that this book will forever keep those memories alive. | Lisa
3: "We're off...in a cloud of hen shit and small pebbles!"
4: Finnigan | Wiener | Poofoon
5: Scooter | Pishnut
6: There's an elephant under my chair! | Tea as it should be | Tea for two and two for tea
7: Cheers Livingston!
9: If at first you don't succeed, try try again!
10: Goin' on a bear hunt, let's go!
11: finlayson island
12: Cool your jets man, cool your jets | Frick-a-doodle! | Some kinda unique | Not...quite...sure
13: When they were givin out brains you thought they said trains and figured you'd catch the next one | Wild and Crazy Guy!
14: The Rogers' | Family
16: "Keith's Pick-up and Delivery" | Dad's Garden
18: We're off like a herd of turtles | We're off like a terd of hurdles | Suzie Brown, Come on Down!
19: Bullshit in the buckbrush! | Grandpa
21: Keith Edward Rogers 1944-2010
22: Nature speaks louder than words July 22, 2010
23: Our family
24: More of Dad's Sayings Tear up the guarantee Lordy love a duck...and a chicken and a goose Laugh & the whole world laughs with you; cry & you cry alone Use your head and save your heels Nick Begoski Midcity Morgue- You stab em' we slab em' Send mo' money honey Good for coughs and colds and sore arsholes Imagine holding that in all day Shit, shave, and a shampoo Game over man, Game over A lil' dab'll do ya Sucker! Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick Screwed, lewd, and tattooed Give er snoose
25: You gonna argue or you gonna listen? You couldn't find your ass with both hands Can't tell your ass from a hole in the ground If you had a brain you'd be playing with it Now I'm only gonna say this once. Not twice. Are you listening? As clear as a cat's ass Pinch of coon shit Suzie Bartuzie Your eyes look like two piss holes in the snow Drive er MacIver