S: A Decade of Daft Diversions
2: The One That Started It All: Year 2000 Millenium & Tacky Dress Party
4: March Birthdays March 2000 Barbie & Ken
5: August 2000 Karaoke & Indian Food
6: The BOOB Party The generously-endowed LIsa carried on as if nothing was amiss ... then exclaimed: "Have you all stuffed yourselves?!?!" Nov-2000
7: SurvivoR Spring 2001
8: Don turns 50 ... Hawaii Five-O | March 2001 | At the Hukilau: Don with 7 maidens, hoping for a lei.
9: Surf's up at Judy's debut!! | Champagne Flows, Cups Runneth Over
10: CAVE MAN Sept 2001
11: Sea Ranch March 2002 | See Alien pages for additional photo (not shown) taken this weekend.
12: March Madness Dave Pip Don March 2002 | Shallow Dave | Juan's First Time | Belly Dancer | This Way, Birthday Girl! | Well Hung
13: QEII Golden Jubilee August 2002 | A truly royal pair! (But where is Donna's crown?)
14: Alien Abduction Lisa had a "Strange Encounter of the 3rd Kind" with a hostile jacuzzi. The hickey was re-cast as "mark of the alien" ... inspiring an Extra-terrestrial Extravaganza. Nov 2002 | Alien Abduction at curbside. | ^ Donna begins detailed exam of a fine human specimen ... v Lisa studies alien's anatomy. | Pretty much everyone got alien fever!
15: Nick detects an alien life form ... threatening to burst thru Lisa's chest! | The get-away ... and a stow-away! | Stained-ass window. | Aerial View of Uranus. | Men In Black. Buzz Judy.
16: Fairie March 2003 | Bingo June 2003
17: Eddie Izzard show at Orpheum in San Francisco. Melted cake. Pistachio fight. Hotel security bust. Judi''s Place. North Beach. 12-13 Sept 2003.
18: Nick's 50th 4 Oct 2003 | The crowd gets misty-eyed as Nick is re-united with his life-long friend.
19: Kathy plays "Pin The Toupe on Nick's Head" .... Lisa tries, but Nick pulls a bait 'n' switch! | Nick takes an impromptu soak with Juan (in drag), but after 50 years still lacks the sense to remove his shoes & watch first. | Taking the plunge! 30 Sept 2003
20: Lisa's Birthday (Almost Not-Really 40) Nov 2003 | Six candidates, all highly trained and well-qualified in their own right, vie for the chance to be Lisa's Mr. Wonderful. And who did she pick ...??? | "But I'm not 40 yet!!"
21: Mai-Tais, Neckties, Bow-Ties, & Thai Food Don & Dave March 2004
22: Pip's 50th Tennis Champion March 2004
23: The End | "Hunk of the Month" Sports Calendar
24: Kathy's Hawaiian Birthday. (But not Five-O.) Apr 2004
25: cw: Arrested, Frisked, 'Cuffed, Mug-Shot, Jump-Suit, Jail | Martha Stewart August 2004 | Frank & Donna Birthdays | Enjoying that frisk a little too much ... | Rubber gloves.
26: Comrade Nickolai's Birthday Russian Garlic. Caviar. Vodka. Birthmarks. Borscht. Red Square. Oct 2004
27: Kindergarten To Be Kids Again! Lisa's BD 2004 | Lisa gently disciplines the young Master Bator.
28: Charles & Kathmilla "Hat Party" April 2005
29: Music That Matters Donna & Frank Aug 2005
30: Indians!!! Lisa's BD Dec 2005 | The Indian Princess, PokaHotAss | L to R: Gov. GayFlower, Hia-Powah, Chief Shitting Bull, Running Bare, Little White Trash (with peace pipe), PokaHotAss, Badhu InDaLoo, Squaw Valley | Running Bare ... at least he's wearing some- thing now. | No, Nick, not THAT kind of Indian! | Hiya-Powah ... with a smile that drives the braves crazy!
31: An Indian brave would prove his love by making his favorite squaw a pair of rabbit-fur nipple-warmers. | Chief Shitting Bull enjoys a pull on Running Bare's peace pipe. | Running Bare and Little White Trash
32: Hot Tub Party Donna's & Frank's Birthdays Sept 2006
33: Baby Lisa didn't turn 50 in this decade. Heck -- she may not turn 50 in our lifetimes. So we celebrated Lisa's 40th Flash back to l966, hippies, tie dye, free love, Beatles, Grateful Dead, Haight-Ashbury ... Dec 2006 | Tune In, Turn On, Drop Out | Get Your Kicks on Route 66
34: Dave's 50th Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy March 2007 | Center- piece.
35: You've been wonderful fans! Thank-you, and Good Night!
36: Frank's & Donna's 100th Casa del Sol Beach House August 2007 | Golf for the Boys. Beach for the Girls. | Chillin' in the hot tub.
37: Three naked dolls in a blue-Jello hot tub ... Frank's Fantasy nearly comes true! | Frank & Donna laugh at the cards ... despite Frank's neck injury. | Sunny deck.
38: Been Nice Knowing Lisa's BOOBs June 2007
39: The Bathroom Bash (The Tetlow's finish their shower.) Sept 2007 | Lisa's Birthday Union Hotel. Mafia. PC Not So PC. Hot Tub. Nov 2007
40: Dave the Sailor Man March 2008 | Kathy's Birthday Pomo Shell Beach Hike April 2008
41: "Nude Descending Staircase" CENSORED
42: Her Highness is escorted to the Royal Reception by local Constabulary. | Kween Kathy's Koronation Her Crowning Glory: 50 Years April 2009 | Her Throne was prepared. She received the Regal Sceptor and Orb. | On parade before Her Minions. Bestowing blessings upon Her Royal Subjects. | Let them eat cake!!
44: A lowly Mantecan maid? Or a Princess of particular podiatry? Cinderella Party Nov 2008
45: Kathy Goes Kountry-Western April 2010
47: Juan & Judy