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2nd Grade Book of Jokes

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S: Jokes By Mrs. Poulins' 2nd Graders 2010-2011

BC: Robert Frost Elementary 2010 - 2011

FC: 2nd Grade Book of Jokes Create by: Mrs. Poulin's Class.

1: Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Hoo. Boo Hoo Who? No need to cry, its just a joke! ~ Erin R.

2: Knock Knock. Who's There? Apple. Apple who? Apple who? Thats right! ~ Jaegar N.

3: Why did the chicken cross the road?? To get to the other side! ~ Stephanie T. | Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because its too far to walk! ~ Jonathan B.

4: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a kangaroo? A stripey jumper! ~ Barbara P.

5: Who always steals the soap in the bathroom?? The Robber Ducky! ~ Jesse M.

6: Whats Bruce Lee's Favorite Drink? | WAH-TAH! ~ Albert G.

7: Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock Knock. Who's there? | Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didnt say banana ~Jacob L.

8: What do you get when you cross a tune and a fish? A tuna fish! ~ Kieran L.

9: Knock Knock. Who's there? I love. I love who? | I don't know, you tell me! Twila B.

10: What is Black and White and Pink all over? An embaressed zebra! ~ Hannah Y.

11: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9 ! ~ Lucy D.

12: How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a little BOOGIE in it! ~Aydan L.

13: Why are Teddy Bears never hungry? Because they are stuffed! ~ Natalie S.

14: Knock Knock. Who's There? AHH! AHH! who? Dont be scared, Its just me ~Chris A.

15: What did the penny say to the other penny? Together we make sense! ~ Saul M. | Whats more clever then a talking cat? A spelling bee! ~ Ariel F.

16: Knock Knock. WHo's THere? Ugly. Ugly WHo? Ugly because he lost his face! ~Colleen

17: Knock Knock. Who's there? Cheesecake. Cheesecake who? I'm a cheese made of cake! ~ Zeke B.

18: Knock Knock. WHo's There? Owls. Owls who? Thats right! Owls DO whoo! ~JaKe G.

19: Knock Knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you! ~Bruno M. | What has 4 legs and flies? A picnic table! ~Matthew L.

20: How did the hammerhead shark do on the test? | He nailed it!! ~Michael C.

21: Thank You for Support in the Robert Frost 2010-2011 School Auction.

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