S: The Shauna Project
BC: Brought to you in person by your most wonderful assistant, Me!
FC: The Shauna Project
1: For Shauna Norrbom 1999 - 2011
2: On a dark and lonely highway, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of tortillas, wisping through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light. My throat grew dry and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night There she stood in the doorway: I heard the ring of a bell And I was thinking to myself, "This could be Heaven or this could be Hell." Then she bid me come in and she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to Riley Elementary School. Such a lovely place In time and space. Plenty of room at Riley Elementary. Any time of year You can find us here. Her mind was Resource-twisted, she had a Special Ed bent. She took off after something, I don't know where she went. How they play in the school yard -- must, kiddie sweat. Some students dance to remember, some students fight to forget. So I called up the Principal, "Hey, I need me some wine." She said, "We haven't had that here since Brad drank it up in 2009." And still those voices are calling from far away, Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say Welcome to Riley Elementary School Such a lovely place In time and space We're livin' it up at Riley Elementary What a nice surprise with our secrets and lies! Basketball hoops on the ceiling Chocolate milk on ice. The principal said, "We are all just prisoners here, now isn't that nice?" And in the teacher's lounge They gather for their feast. They stab the salad with their forks But they just can't kill the leaves Last thing I remember, I was running for the door. I had to find my way back To the place I was before. "Relax!" said the Janitor, "We're programed to receive. You can check-out any time you like, But you can NEVER LEAVE
3: Office Mania | ke sera, sera! | I feel like I'm going in two directions at the same time
4: Mayhem Hall
5: Ruben, what are you doing in that refrigerator? | Official Kitchen Business
7: . Beware the leprechauns of March I know how much you love this
8: Ahhh.. room 102 the quietest spot in the school. A place to go to get away from all the madness
9: Yes, the only room in the school where the kids follow directions | Anneliese, Anthony, Alex, Gehnesa, Julia, Jobany, Kaarina, Katie, Meesha, Miriam, Pablo, Peter, Romney, Ruben, Saul, Stacey, and Valarie 2010-2011 | I'm a little angel | Me too
10: While you were gone in March of 2011 All heck and hocky pucks broke loose. I tried to contain them!..... | They said they'd pay me for this | They'd better pay me for this
11: Ever wonder what Chenesa does in her spare time? | Here's proof caught on camera! | What fun.! I always wanted to destroy something.!!
12: This is what happens when you stay in third grade too long | And I'm in here, why? | And I'm in here. why...? | I give up | Math Benchmarks | DRA's | DIBEL's
13: Ouch, that smarts!! | I can do anything upside down | CogAt | CRTs | UALPA
14: They really were a bunch of monsters | Let me at them fruit roll-ups and this place will be just like heaven | Maybe if I hide right here no one will notice me
15: Who knew? | I feel like Frankenstein's bride
16: THINGS YOU MIGHT MISS WHEN YOU'RE GONE | E-D-U-A-R-D-O | DEBBIE'S ROOM | The Playground Oh yeah, you won't miss that | The gym | The Parking lot and all the crazy parents | Me!
17: While you were gone, Shauna, I literally had to pray for help! Yeah, because those two were no help | Well, I guess they were some help | Knock it off, you little !@*turkey, or I'll sit on you! | Boy, oh boy, I'll really get her goat now!!
18: What a shock
19: If you can't beat 'em --~join 'em | You guys are wimps
20: You got that right | Yaslin, Kira, Elexis, Jaun, Solomon, Edgar, Stephanie, Adriana, Kristy, Paulino
21: Hey, it hasn't exactly been a bed of roses in here either!
22: This is the part where you have to guess your colleague's. Every one thought this was a good idea. One teacher kept laughing the whole time, but I won't tell you who just yet | Guess Who? | Movie night at the District March 2011
23: Who are you? | Who? | Who? | Who? | Who? | Who are you?
24: Martha Beach | Joy Gasperni | Karen Yates | Donna Murdock | Ann Allred | Gail Wariner
25: I really want to know | Who? | Who? | Who | Are | You!
26: Leann Banco | Jeaneen Anderson | Soni Zukerman | Debbie Terrell | Cindy Shields | Rebecca Barlow
27: Bad Boys! | Bad Boys! | What'cha gonna do? | What'cha gonna do | When they come for you? | Bad Boys!
28: Chrris Wright | Richard Melensen | John Henning | Lynn Green | Peter Saunders | Brad Nauman
29: I feel pretty! | Oh, so pretty! | I feel pretty | And witty and bright! | And I pity | Any girl who isn't me tonight.
30: Angela Anaya | Paula Ashcroft | John Kelly who happened to be there | Cindy Knuth | Bobbie Kirby | Grace Sixkiller
31: Eeny | Meeney | Miney | Moe | Catch a teacher | By the toe
32: Christine Roundy | Katrina Herd | Jeri Hamlet | Beverly Harding | Shawn Mecham | Nanette Chatwin
33: Donna Chin | Adam Eskelson | Odetta Battad | Brian Watanabe | Jody Allen | Edie Floyd | Tony Bozich | A Blast From the Past!
34: Denver Feb, 2010 | Thanks for so much fun!
35: Dear Shauna, I can not express adequately how much I have loved working with you.. You always show a kindness to everyone that I admire and constantly fall short. You have been sooooo good to me over these last seven years, and I love you better than a sister. I have loved seeing the light come on in the eyes of these children I have been so privileged to teach. You taught me things I didn't know. We've had tons of fun through the years. I've never been much of a card writer, and we've discussed this before, but I hope you can consider this book the ultimate of greeting cards, because every good wish that could be given I'd give to you. My heart has ached constantly for months, and I'll admit that many times I have cried over the thought of our last year at Riley. somehow it seemed too sacred a thing to be bothered with student teachers and petty people set to make it bad for you. I'm crying as I write this, even though Romney , Saul and Katie wanted to give away the surprise on your first day back. I told them all last week not to mention anything, so what did they do? Anyway, you are my dear, dear fried. I am a better person for having you in my life! Love you bunches of daisies, Christine