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S: 36 Reasons I Love My Sister

FC: 36 Reasons... I Love My Sister | Happy Birthday! I love you! ~Holly~ 2011

1: 36. Because you finally stopped calling me Stupidity... (And also Run-a-Funny) | #35. Because you introduced me to cutting-edge inventions such as "Milk Ice" and "Big Snacks". | Stupidity

2: 33. Because you believe in your heart that everything tastes better when you drink it from a pretty glass. | 34. Because we'd love each other even if we looked like this.

3: 32. Because you're a great teacher, which serves to somewhat ease the pain I feel as a result of never being allowed to be the teacher when we played school.

4: 31. Because we complement each other so well musically. You don't mind shagging with me in public (as long as I'm the boy dancer). And you always sing with me (even though you always sing WAY louder and faster than me and always drown me out). And you don't mind practicing two-part harmony with me (even though you always make me sing the harmony part, even if it means I have to switch to soprano and jump up and down an octave at a time).

5: 30. Because vacations wouldn't be the same without you.

6: 29. Three words: Fifth Grade Diary | 28. You hoard Valentine's Day candy...

7: ...and Halloween Candy... ...and Easter Candy... ...and Christmas Candy. | 27. Because holiday specials are much funnier when we watch them together! | (and speaking of Christmas...) | ...and this gal has given me nothin' but, from the get-go, I mean that! | Bells. On bobtail ring. Making spirits bright. Hey, how ya doin' tonight? Good... | Hear them ring, ding-a-ling... Hey, who you callin' a ding-a-ling?

8: 26. You sing songs like "To the Hills" at the skating rink, and "We Celebrate Because You Gave Me Your Number" at Christmas-time.

9: 25. Because, like me, you have great taste in movies and television.

10: 24. Because you know how to have fun when it snows! | Like, how you always walk a path to every possible destination on the property for everyone (even the dogs) to follow, so the "pretty snow" doesn't get messed up... Yep, let the good times roll!

11: 23. You kept all your Burger King crowns and sentence strip sashes Mom made you for all your pageant wins.

12: 22. You respect my opinion, even when you don't agree with it. | 21. You keep my secrets. | 20. You introduced me to the best friend I ever had...Bailey.

13: 19. You took me with you to share the relaxing experience known as... | "PHYSICAL THERAPY." | "Let it goooooooo, Kim..... Let it GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" | "Debbie really likes it in the dark." | "HOW'S IT GOIN' IN THERE, DEBBIE????"

14: 18. Because you like to sleep with me when it storms, and still ask to play the "I'll say first names, and you guess last names" game. | 17. You thought the Charles Chips man was really named Charles. | 16. You make Up Terriography with me in church and make Mom laugh till she gets in trouble with Dad.

15: 15. You share with me my delight in all things redneck, especially airbrushed license plates and tee shirts... | ...and the beautiful names and lovely sentiments they represent. | RUSTY -N- KRYSTAL

16: 14. Because you love your nephews...

17: ...and they love their Aunt Kim.

18: 13. Because, like me, you can't look at greeting cards for more than 5 minutes without having to excuse yourself...usually to the nearest fast-food establishment. | 12. You taught me that "A Rainbow's a Way To Brighten Your Day!"

19: 11. "Kim-isms" (those priceless pearls of wisdom that always leave me in stitches) | Always wear your hat really low on your head, like THIS...

20: 9. You thought my wheelchair had a "bathroom light" on it to notify fellow Belk shoppers that they needed to move out of the way when I had a bathroom emergency. And that I'd accidentally left my "bathroom light" on. | 8. I admire you for choosing your idols carefully. (After all, it takes a special kind of woman to be a mattress model...) | 10. Your taught me that "A beanbag is a real good friend!"

21: 7. Because we share the bond of | To Give Much is to Receive Much..... Sigma's wisdom will guide us as long as we live. Though we may travel far from Sigma love, Kim, just remember, her violets will cling to our hearts.... | "Real Sisterhood" | ...And although I was formally "DESISTERED"... It's still nice to remember those days of sisterhood, recalling memory | minutes, rituals, and sisterly embraces. How sweet it would be to see my Sigma sisters again, and with heartfelt sincerity, tell them..... | "Bite me,Fugly Sluts."

22: 6. Because even though you've dabbled in the upper crust of Rock Hill society (TWICE), you never forgot about the little people. | "Ozzie Ahl? Wow, yep, he had HIS day!" | I'm dating a City Councilman! I can't even go to the grocery store anymore...

23: 5. Because any gift-giving holiday, you give me my present, plus 4 smaller presents, plus about 17 "little" presents that you just picked up somewhere. And I always have to open them early, and they're always "not anything big..." | ...and you never realized that they are priceless treasures that still, even years later, always make me smile.

24: 4. Because you taught me about Conscious Discipline and helped me to enjoy every little moment with Jack.

25: 3. Because you're so handy to have around in case of an emergency! | ~In plumbing: In fact, standing on a toilet is a useful skill to have in an overflow crisis. | ~In first aid: The best response to an injury is to slam the phone down, and run upstairs screaming. | ~In an automobile accident: When in an accident, the appropriate reaction is to exit the car and run down the street yelling, "It was me! It was me!" | 2. Because you're always busy... but you still rushed home when I was in labor and when I broke my ankle.

26: 1. Because when I mess up, act stupid, lose my temper, can't calm down, make dumb decisions, say things I shouldn't, beat myself up, lose my confidence, question who I am, argue incessantly, or throw my hands in the air and give up... you always say, | "Breathe, you can handle this."

27: Thank you for all the times you kept my secrets, fixed my hair, did my makeup, wiped my tears, laughed at my jokes, defended my honor, held my hand, and encouraged my soul. Thank you for being my friend. Thank you for being YOU. Happy 36th Birthday! I love you! ~Holly~

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