S: Emmett's story - year zero
FC: Emmett's Story - year zero -
1: Hello, My name is Henry Emmett Laird. And this is my story that I have to share | I'm now one year old. I've written my first book. So come on everybody. Let's take a look.
2: It was the best of times...
3: ... it was the worst of times
4: AUGUST I was born on the 26th of August, the time of the year when it doesn't snow. Whether I would be a boy or a girl, my parents simply did not know.
5: IT'S A BOY!!! River Oaks Hospital 20 1/2 inches 7 lbs. 10 oz. 2:55 p.m.
6: September | I was so little
8: OCTOBER | A change in the weather | makes the air so clean, | It's also the month of my 1st Halloween.
9: While ghost and goblins are providing a scare, | I'm dressed up as a cute black bear.
12: DECEMBER Merry Christmas & "God bless us, everyone!" said Tiny Emm, the last of all
14: my favorite | Crawling with my daddy | Long talks with mama | Updating my facebook status | Hanging out with Foobear | Have a staring contest with my daddy | Watching tv with mama
15: things to do | Cruising for chicks | Going out to the ball game with my daddy | Playing chopsticks | Poop my pants | Helping mama with the laundry | Making a mess
16: JANUARY 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Happy New Year!
20: MARCH | I love milk, I love milk Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk. Give me a great big bottle you'll get a kiss from me to you. I love milk and so should you!
26: JUNE | Feed me some peas, Feed me some please. Put 'em in my mouth then watch me sneeze. They're all over you, all over me. What better times are there than these?