FC: Bushie Saves the Day
1: Bushie Saves the Day | Author: Austin Duddy Communications Eyer Middle School 2012
2: Bushie, the coolest bush around, had so many friends that it was hard to count. Oh...and the ladies loved him too!
3: But one day, a truck crashed into a tree and toxic waste spilled all over him.
4: He woke up the next day with a tingly feeling inside him. He opened his eyes and "woosh.....!" lasers erupted out of his eyes!
5: He did not know what to do! He tried walking with his eyes closed, he tripped. He tried putting a cover over his eyes, but he knocked people over. He felt hopeless.
6: Bushie went to hang out with his friends, Leafie and Stem, to get his mind off his uncontrollable burst of lasers out of his eyes. He kept burning his friends, so they made him leave.
7: Bushie then went Downtown to fight crime after he got a call from the Police Dept. He was told to fight Dr. Evil Tree, his arch nemesis. He was the biggest and baddest tree around! But Bushie knew he could take him!
8: Bushie makes eye contact with Dr. Evil Tree. He is about to attack when all of the sudden, his lasers erupt out of his eyes and go out of control! He was burning things left and right. Dr. Evil Tree and his crew got away and stole $10,000,000 from the City Bank! | Minions
9: Bushie was SO upset that all he wanted to do was be alone and cry like a little baby. So, that is exactly what he did for two weeks straight.
10: He sat at home and cried. He tried to watch TV for a little, but he burnt his screen. He watched the birds fly by the window, but he burnt them out of the sky too.
11: So Bushie just slept through the 2 weeks. He woke up and got a call from the Police.
12: They told Bushie that they needed him to fight Dr. Evil Tree form taking over the world.
13: Bushie finally came to a conclusion as a lightbulb went off in his head. He would walk to Wal-Mart and buy some foakleys to block the lasers but, he could use them to fight evil too!
14: He went Downtown with his fresh shades and kicked Dr. Evil Tree's butt, or lower back/trunk section.....anyway he burnt all his leaves off and Dr. Evil Tree ran away and cried.
15: Bushie got Leafie and Stem as his friends back...and he kicked evil's butt wherever it went...until his foakleys broke because the F before oakleys stands for fake.
17: About the Author I am in 7th grade at Eyer. I play basketball and football. I like playing sports and hanging with my friends. My favorite color is blue.
18: "Super Hilarious" -Yianni "Funny, smart, and courageous!" -Kris Gerald "A laugh out loud and heart warming book that touched my soul." -Joey Capri
19: Summary Bushie, a mutated bush, inherited laser eye vision when a vat of toxic waste spilled on him. He continuously tries to go through life in this comedic and heart warming struggle.