S: Bloaty locks
FC: Bloaty Locks
1: This is the real story of Goldy locks and the three bears.There once was a girl called Goldy-Locks. she was in a completion were you had to drink as much creaming soda as you could on one whole hour! She kept on drinking and drinking and drinking. Half way through she had already drunk 7 4litre bottles of the stuff. Well, Goldy locks is in the lead. But then you heard a huge rumble coming from Goldy! She bounded out of her chair and she ran around the town crazily.
2: When she found the toilets they had lines that zoomed out into the town. The only place that she could think of that had a working toilet was in the deep, dark forest, were no-one dared to go but she was willing to take a chance. She ran into the dark forest and didn't look back once because she knew that she would be in grave danger. But then she found the biggest cottage that she had seen in her whole life time.
4: She knocked on the door and there was no answer but she didn't care because she just ran through the door. When she went running through the house she knocked over 1bed and 2 chairs but she didn't bother to clean up. She went to the toilet there was a golden toilet and she slammed the door shut. after she had finished in there she heard people walking thought the house but, it didn't end well. They were the three bears and daddy bear got a new job as the newspaper guy. I was on the front cover of bears weekly. But this is the real story! please believe me!