S: A VERY ODD NIGHT
FC: A VERY ODD NIGHT
1: It was a very dark night at Bill Clinton's house. Bill was having a perfectly normal night,watching t.v, playing Xbox, and watching more t.v. He looked at the date on his Xbox and saw that it was Friday the 13th. So he decided to watch the movie Friday the 13th. The movie never really scared him, but tonight it did because he was hearing very weird sounds coming from some where in the house.
2: Bill decided to search his house to see what was making the noise. he went out of his bedroom and around the corner to his living room. He turned the lights on ,but nothing was there. Then Bill went to the kitchen and searched everything in it but still nothing was to be found. He started to head back to his room and he heard it again and was sure that it came from the basement. As he went down the creaking stairs the noise got fainter and fainter. Bill was really getting scared. Then the eerie noise got even louder and he automatically knew that it came from the attic So he walked up the stairs to the second floor and went to the left and up another set of dreadful creaking stairs and to the attic. Since the attic had no lights Bill was forced to use a flashlight which gave him a very narrow spot of light. After searching for nearly half an hour he started to go back down the stairs.As soon as he touched the first step, boom! Something smashed through the roof!When he looked over he couldn't belive what he saw!
4: Michael Jackson's zombie was having a dance off with the Aflack duck. After a few minutes of dancing the moves started to get violent, and Michael Jackson's zombie chopped off the Aflack duck's head with a flying kick. The zombie then felt bad and tried to revive the duck. Michael Jackson eventually attached the duck's head by sewing it with a sewing kit found in the old attic. Although the duck was alive it also became a zombie and had a sudden craving for brains. The duck even started saying brains instead of Aflack. Michael Jackson's zombie tried to start a dance off again but the duck gave the other zombie two hard pecks to the head. It was enough to open the skull so the duck could eat the brains, which it did. Bill was watching this whole thing from the stairs and the brain starved duck happened to see him out of the corner of it's eye. Bill ran down two flights of stairs to his room and locked himself in. The duck was soon to follow.
6: While bill was locked in his room he called his wife Hillary who got a unit of the army to come and kill the duck. The whole time bill was on the phone and waiting for the army to come the duck was trying to peck the door down. In about half an hour the army got to Bill's house. While in his room he heard many gunshots and solderers getting pecked to death. He heard a knock on the door after all the ruckus and it was the leader of the army unit who showed him wast happened. Bill saw three army men with their brain's pecked out, otherwise everyone else was fine except the duck who was dead with it's head detached again.
7: After the army was gone and the police investigation done Bill decided to sew Aflack insurance. He figured it would make since because their mascot tried to kill him and smashed a giant hole in his roof. After the lawsuit Bill ended up with an estimated 23.7 million dollars. In the end bill took 10 million dollars to repair his house and some for himself and gave the rest to charity. The End!!