S: Dale Bryan's Retirement 27 April 2011
1: A Star is Born | TODAY IS YOUR DAY!!!
3: In retirement, every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day
8: SERVING THOSE | WHO SERVE
19: I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day. ~Gene Perret
20: OUR HERO
21: THE HOMER!! | Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.
23: Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. ~Theodor Seuss Geisel
24: "Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left." ~Ty Webb, Caddyshack
26: I didn't break it, I was merely testing its durability, and I placed it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family. ~Happy Gilmore
28: Among retirees what is considered formal attire? | Tied shoes!
30: The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be the beginning ~Ivy Baker Priest
33: How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard. ~Annie
37: No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth. ~Robert Southey
39: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.
42: How many retirees does it take to change a lightbulb? | Only one, but it might take all day!
43: Don't underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering. ~Pooh's Little Instruction Book