S: I Love Lorie Because...
FC: I Love Lorie Because... | By Sanjay S. Rajput
1: Dear Lorie, I'm sure some time in the near future I'm going to drive you to the brink of a Lor-splosion. Probably by making you watch a movie at home right after we get back from a movie theater. Before you get too mad open this book and add "I love Lorie because..." or "I love Lorie because of..." to the appropriate phrase. These are just a few of the many reasons I love you. Usually when you need me the most I don't know what to say. Hopefully some of the right words are in here somewhere and if they aren't then I'll just have to keep looking. I LOVE YOU!
2: ...she looks GREAT in a sari. | ...everyone asks what pageant she won when they see this. | ...this picture.
3: ...she's often deep in thought. | ...she sure knows how to hold her liquor!
4: ...she's SMOKIN' hot! | ...sometimes she's a bit of a hot head.
5: ...she’s quite stylish when she's striking a pose.
6: ...she's a little iron woman! | ...she can hold her breath for a really long time. | ...she can find frogs anywhere!
7: ...she’s taken me places I’d never have gone without her.
8: ...she's very | ...she loves me no matter what I look like! | Konitiwa!
9: ...she puts up with a lot. | ...we had our sanity restored together.
10: ...we've dined at the top of the world together.
11: ...she doesn't always play by the rules. | ...she says whatever she wants. | ...she isn't afraid to let you know who is in charge!
12: ...she still knows how to surprise me. | ...she can cheer me up without spending a dime.
13: ...she can turn a throwaway card into a lifelong keepsake.
14: ...she’s a super genius and has the paperwork to prove it. | ...she’s the best there is at what she does.
15: ...she knows how to take care of herself!
17: ...frogs and monkeys and bears! Oh my!
18: ...she knows how to light up a room!
19: ...apart we do good thing but together we do great things!
20: ...she has a sweet tooth (almost) as big as mine!
21: ...she figured out chocolate bacon is the perfect gift! | ...her amazing Potato Chip Nachos! | ...two words: SPECIAL POPCORN!
23: ...she said yes!