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S: Wooster Edge U9 A Book of James-isms!

BC: GO TEAM! | Woohooo -ster! U9 Edge 2011

FC: Wooster Edge U9 A Book of James-isms! | 2011

1: You're actually going to call that?

2: Get into your Karate Kid position... We need great focus Danielson! What is this, dance class? You look like you're ballroom dancing. There is a tremendous amount of field over here.

4: Hey Guys, educational opportunity... Sacrifice your body. You can sit down, but do it up here. Grab a latte or something if you want. C'mon, a little more enthusiasm Huge touch, enormous touch! C'mon, you're looking a little bewildered. You guys...what are you waiting for? You can watch soccer at home. Bring the ruckus! Don't get caught sleeping. No playin' chicken!

5: Shake it out! Get into it!


7: If you're not gonna hustle, we have some space over here (on the bench). You guys done watching? You ready to play? C'mon just when I think you're getting a killer instinct, you're pickin' flowers. Did you see that, or were you over here going "Eeeeee?" Hey, the game is still going on. What are you doing exactly? Why are you guys walking around? We're not at the mall! You guys look like you are taking a walk in the park. What is going on? Keep your feet moving..... You're growing roots.

8: Please don't make me blow a rod! | 3 | 3 | 30 | This is the stuff that is making me mental!

9: You guys flop too much. | You look like a bunch of Brazilians!

11: Soccer Rules! | Hey, you got dirty. That's manly. Whoever gets the dirtiest - wins a prize! We're going to scrimmage each other. It's a Zen exercise. You guys are stuck in concrete. If both players get past you...start praying at that point! Pull the trigger... you've got it loaded! Watch this game. This is how you learn. Don't be afraid to go down on it!

12: A pass to a teammate is like a gift. Everyone back in position & give each other a gift. Take it back to Kohl's.... I don't even want it.

13: Do. Not. Stop. | Oh, and the sun shines down from above!

14: - Zach - Bringin' the Boot! | - Jacob A. - Defending his territory! | - Owen - A Wolf in Sheep's clothing!

15: - Ty - In the corner pocket! | Wearin' his fancy footwork! | - Aiden - Not on my watch! | - Colby -

16: - Conner - | - Quinn - Nothin' but net! | - Jacob N. - Eye on the prize! | No Worries - I've got your back!

17: Created by: "Z/Meeller" AKA Zach Miller

18: C O L B Y # 1 | J A C O B # 5 | Q U I N N # 2 | "I like Coach Fox because we drive him mad but he never gives up on us." | "I like Coach Fox because he is funny." | "I like Coach James because he's not a yeller"

19: T Y L E R # 7 | J A C O B # 8 | A I D E N # 9 | "I like EVERYTHING about Coach Fox!" | "Coach James doesn't get mad or yell at us - he just tells us what we did wrong and he's just funny!" | "Coach teaches us good skills for games and gets us prepared for hard teams like Medina."

20: O W E N #10 | C O N N E R #14 | Z A C H #29 | “Coach James believes in us, he knows we can do a good job, he helps me fix things I do wrong, and he is the most hysterical coach I have ever had!” | "I like the examples Coach Fox gives us and when he says 'Do it like I say, not like I just showed you'" | "I like that Coach James actually coaches us and doesn't just stand there"

21: Thank you for a great season!

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  • Title: James-isms!
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