S: Lane Avery Cope 2012
BC: Not your ordinary children's book. | Written and Illustrated by His Favorite Aunt Cory L. Cope
1: The Adventures of Laner Bob Year 2012
3: His story begins on a cold January night. January 20th to be exact and boy...was it a sight! | Happy 1st Birthday Lane!
4: People brought tractors and drums. The kinda stuff that little boys dream of!
6: Now our story leads to spring for this overall wearing thing.
7: Without labor nothing prospers. SOPHOCLES
9: You can see his red fluff of hair wonder almost anywhere... | but the question is how he got THERE!
10: If you just so happen to see the Laner Bob fall down, you wont hear him fuss.
11: But he may kick a rock...or even cuss.
12: Don't let the Bob fool you. He has a sensitive side.
13: Him and his mom share a cry from time to time.
14: To redeem the Laner Bob we'll mention some of his most daring moments. | Like when he challenged the gorilla! -A worthy opponent. Or when he snickered at the snake and prayed the glass wouldn't brake.
15: And the time he saddled up the hog and gave it a good flog! | Like the time he blew kisses to all the prairie dog misses.
16: Oh and that time he snuck past that lion just to pick his favorite aunt Cory a dandelion.
17: Alas, we'll never forget... | when Lane hid from the Jungle Feds!
18: After so long the fast life could drive a boy insane. | Sometimes it's nice to slow down and just be Lane.
19: said The Laner Bob
20: At 18 months old he enjoys the simple things like dirt on his boots... | tossin' dried cow poop...
21: and crawling through chicken coops.
22: At the end of everyday, you can hear his mommy say...
23: Cowboy take me away
25: LANE AVERY COPE 2012