S: The Book of Dad
FC: The Book of Dad
7: When Dad was a little boy, he was so poor he had to ride his dog to school.
8: Then he fell in love with a little girl from Bothwell. She had her own horse. And she was cute.
9: So he knew he would have to work hard, settle the west
11: ...shoot lions, and negotiate with the Indians to win the lovely lady...
12: ... and make some money.
15: First comes love
16: ...then comes marriage...
19: We were very stylish in those days
37: This guy has a finger problem.
39: When Dad wasn't busy trying to strangle his children, he and Mom liked to dress up as hippies.
40: No wonder these people need a nurse, a lawyer and a policeman
41: Yep. We drove that old car. And nope, I have no idea what those people are doing.
53: What? My gazebo doesn't revolve?
58: I think that guy fell down a rabbit hole