S: The Great Adventures Of Robley and Russ
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1: Robley and Russ were very fond of each other. They were in-laws and best friends with a bond like no other.
2: 1994 | When It All Began...
3: It all began Christmas of 1994, and from that day they knew there would always be more. For every Christmas of snow, hail, or rain, they took funny pictures that made them look insane.
4: The next year was a beautiful Christmas with snow. Robley ran to the door with his eyes all aglow. "Come on Russ It's the perfect day! Let's go take a picture! What do you say?" Russ instantly sprung from his chair, and ran out the house in his underwear.
6: 1996 | The year of 96' they wore tight underwear. But something was missing that they couldn't bare. Surely they looked very silly, but they were missing the groping of the Deacon Willy.
9: 1997 was a year with absolutely no snow, But Robley and Russ still had the Christmas glow. They wore Santa hats and acted like youth, Robley was even missing a tooth!
11: The following Christmas Russ saw such a scare, For Robley was wearing a new head of hair. "Come over here Russ I need you by my side!" The two laughed and laughed so hard that they cried.
13: In 99' things were again looking bare, but Robley and Russ didn't seem to care. Like a Reindeer, Russ began to prance. Santa was even peeping out of his pants.
15: 2000 was a very exciting year. Robley and Russ wore antlers just like real reindeer. Their hats jingled while they danced around, making the most magnificent sound.
16: In 2001 the boys were especially antsy, while their attire was very fancy. Russ was looking a little sedated, while Robley was looking constipated!
17: Life Is Good
19: The next year the boys looked especially happy. They wore costumes that were very sappy. And right where everyone could see, Robley dropped his pants and began to pee.
20: 2004 | Edie showed a mixture of laughter and fear. "You guys seem to wear less and less clothes each year!" | The following year the boys got a real kick wearing speedos,chef hats and two candle sticks.
23: In 2005, the guys wore bathing suits and underwear. They also exchanged bear hugs to show how much they care.
24: "Russ did you notice, were missing 2 pals! Where oh where are Milan and Al?" | Russ replied "Oh Robley I know! Today their gonna come help us put on a show!" | Robes were worn by everyone, while pictures were taken filled with fun.
27: Russ looked up and said with a grin, "This year we should be two penguins" | Robley didn't know what to do for 2008. Every other picture had just been so great.
28: The next year was no different, accept better of course. The only thing missing was a beautiful horse.
29: The next year was no different, accept better of course. The only thing missing was a beautiful horse. The two searched and searched, but had no luck. All they could find were two rubber ducks. | The two searched and searched, but had no luck. All they could find were two rubber ducks.
30: Robley was as sad as can be, Until Russ pranced in and said with glee: "Don't worry Robley have no fear, I found us a perfect pair of reindeer!"
33: The next year the boys took it up a notch. Their outfits were certainly something to watch. They had paddle tennis rackets, and long luscious hair, thank goodness they were also wearing underwear.
34: The most recent picture was one to remember. The boys went to Hawaii in the middle of November. They wore lace necklaces and coconut bras, Edie even looked like Santa Claus! | !
35: CHRISTMAS IN HAWAII
36: Unfortunately this is where the book must end. But don't be sad my very dear friend! Every year Robley and Russ keep the tradition going, bringing Christmas spirit even if it's not snowing.
37: The End | Dedicated to Robley and Russ, two very special men whose friendship started 22 years ago, and continues to get stronger every year.