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The Three Baconers

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FC: The Three Baconers By: Jimena Benavides {Originated from the story of three little pigs

1: Once upon a time there lived three pigs. Now these pigs were not ordinary pigs, they were the international, worldwide, famous, British Baconers! Each of them lived in their own mansion.

2: The lead singer was Porkie, and he had the Justin Bieber hair, {because he conditioned}. Hammy the drummer had the most fashion out of all the pigs. Then we had Sausage was the guitarist, and he was just a guy who played the guitar.

3: The three little pigs were extremely famous. They had the most fans ever! The pigs were told not to build their house by the city, but of course not everybody listens, and Sausage built his house by the city. Then a house down lived Hammy, then after Porkie, Hammy.

4: One day, and ordinary day, Sausage was eating his lunch,{a turkey sandwich.} When he heard an unusual sound outside. He looked through the window to find a crazed fan, Wolfafia, screaming trying to get past the gate. Sausage jumped back and called his bodyguards, but Wolfafia ate them!

5: Sausage had to do something before he was brutally attacked by the crazed fan, but what? "Open the door Sausage", cried Wolfafia". "Not by the hair of my chiny, chin, chin", answered Sausage. "Then I will run, and grow strong, and push your gate down". So Wolfafia ran, and smashed into the gate. So Sausage ran to his brothers house, Hammy.

6: Of course Wolfafia followed Sausage to Hammy's house. "Open your gate", scream Wolfafia. "Not by my shirt, of fashion, fashion, fashion", replied Hammy. "Then I will run, and grow strong, and push your gate down". And smash! Went Hammy's gate, Hammy and Sausage ran to the smartest of all Porkie's house.

7: When they made it, steam came out of their ears to find Wolfafia still standing outside of Porkie's house. "I am going to give you, a chance to open the door, before I smash it", spoke Wolfafia."Not by the hair of my stylishly cool hair", said Porkie. Wolfafia could not take it anymore."Fine", she exclaimed."Then I will run and grow strong, and push your gate down, but this time the gate didn't break.

8: Wolfafia kept trying and trying, but each time she got more bruises. Until finally she broke out. She ran around the gate to where they were fixing the window. She ran back, and smashed into the house, but what she did not know was there was another window there. She passed out on the ground.

9: The ambulance came to get Wolfafia, and the cops were there to. As soon as Wolfafia got on the gurney she sat up to say "I will get that autograph". She fell back, and left with the ambulance. And the Three Baconers lived Happily ever after THE END!!!

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  • Title: The Three Baconers
  • Fractured fairytale of the three little pigs
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  • Published: over 5 years ago