S: "Ugh"!!-Zach Sandoval
FC: Zachs awesome book'n stuff
1: This book is dedicated to me!
2: Table of Contents Page 1: Dedication page Page 2: Table of Contents Page 4: Quotes Page 5: Brad Phillips and quote
4: "I am a turtle that looks like a hamburger-Cole Valdez | "bahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah"Brad Phillips | "Hubba Bubba"Edbassmaster
5: Brad Phillips By: Zach Sandoval Brad who skateboards in the rain And eats lots of food Who is awesome and likes Kit-Kat Who has a cool skateboard and vans Whose stomach is filled with twinkies Is nosey in school Who calls me Zach Who calls my best friend Dalton Whose cheeks are rosy red Who can’t jump higher than a foot Who plays Xbox at his dads Who doesn’t cut hair short Lazy and idiotic Says hi and yaya Who punches with fury Who goes to the gym Who skateboards in the parking lot Who says shabam Who is hungry, doesn’t wash clothes, smelly | "I consider skateboarding an art form, a lifestyle and a sport."
6: Childhood Experience Poem By:Zach Sandoval Sitting there, In llama land Watching them run around me. Wondering what it would be like to be them. Then the president of Llama land president Obama Llama Walked up to me and said ELLO!! With an accent. Then. The llamas fade away in a Creeping sea of black. I wake and notice It was just a dream I lay back down The blanket crashing over me like a wave And fall back to sleep.
7: "You can practice shooting eight hours a day, but if your technique is wrong, then all you become is very good at shooting the wrong way. Get the fundimentals down and the level of everything you do will rise.-Micheal Jordan
8: A Ninja Recycler By: Zach Sandoval Fore it was told one day a ninja would come and earn 500 dollars by picking up an increased amount of trash. One day an increased amount of trash was building up on school grounds. When the great falcon recycling ninja heard about it, he just knew it was the right kind of job for him. So he grabbed his cannon and shot himself from Tokyo, Japan all the way to Denver, Colorado and landed at the school. Then he started to investigate why somebody leave all this trash at this school called Century Middle School. So he got out his FBI kit and started to polish finger prints. Then he found out that the person who had been leaving all of this increasing trash here is his cousin, the Samurai. Then he started to design how he could make all of this trash disappear. “I GOT IT.” he said. He decided he would make a ninja power so he could pick up all the trash.
9: This I Believe I believe I can fly. I believe we should have summer break all year long. I believe in happiness. I believe in peace. I believe in aliens. I believe you can do anything.
10: The day I learned a lesson. It was a hot summer day in elementary school as the bees were flying around and the birds were chirping. My friend Dalton and I were getting incredibly hot. They made a lake right next to our school. So I said " Hey let's go cool off in the lake for a sec." Dalton said "Ok". When we got in the lake we saw other kids in it. After a few minutes we got out of the lake and walked home. When we got to Dalton's house we called our mom's and told them someone pushed us in the lake. Then we went home and changed clothes. Everything was ok