S: Moments With You
1: with love, Mary Albus
2: Once upon a time, there was a prince named Orlanda who was married to an evil barbarian named Chaz.
3: He was so unhappy. Little did he know that a beautiful princess named Mary loved him!
4: So one day Orlanda walked up to Mary and said, "Hey honey, wanna go on a date?
5: She said “yes,” and the two of them went out for ice cream and held hands. And then they danced into the sunset until they got blisters on their feet.
6: And neither of them ever spoke to the evil Chaz ever again. And they lived happily ever after. The end.
7: Attributions: I would like to thank Chaz/s for giving me the inspiration to write this autobiography. http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001425787/UglyGirl_xlarge.jpeg http://www.seegod.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/iStock_000005179442Smallweb.png http://img2-2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/news/080505/orlando_brown320.jpg http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Orlando%20Brown-1.jpg