BC: The End.
FC: Goldilocks' Story Retold by: Elizabeth Norwood
1: Haven't you ever heard of knocking on doors? Well have you ever heard of lockin' yo' doors? Actually if both of us would have done what we were suppose to in the first place, my son would not be crying.
2: Why don't you just tell us what happened from the time you broke in, to the time you got caught. Fine din' I will.
3: Okay, I was sittin' out in yo' woods waitin' for ya'll to leave. Once, I had seen ya'll pass by on yo' tricycle, I knew it was clear to go in.
4: I jiggled da' door handle to see if it was unlocked and well it was. Afta' da' door was open, I walked in and smelt the good, sweet aroma of honey roasted raspberry cream pie. The smell was so ovapowerin' I decided to help myself to a piece of it.
5: I tasted da' one dat' had da' most and it 'bout lit my behind on fire. So I tasted da' smallest peice and it was so cold I coulda' gotten frost bite. Ya hear what I'm sayin' lady. Anyway, I din tasted the pie that was 'bout my size and it tasted jus' right. After I got done eatin' all ya'lls pies, I din' decided ta' watch some tv. I ended up jumpin' on da' beds ta' find da' right one fo' me.
6: Dat' didn't turn out to very well. So, I sat in dem' chairs right ova' dare. Da' tall chair was to bumpy and da' small chair was to soft. I somehow ended up stuck in da' tiny chair and couldn't get up. Unfortunately, I wiggled so much dat' da' chair broke and dat's when ya' caught me.
9: So, what 'bout yo' story 'bout ya' not lockin' dem' door's of yor's. Here's my story. Hello, operator, I seem to have a thief in my house. She just admitted to breaking into my home. I live at 12345 Berry BEar Creek Lane in Beary City, Beariginia. I got this lady locked up in my house until you get here. Please hurry, my son won't stop crying thanks to her. Bam, Bam, Bam. Oh goody, it must be the police. I'm coming just wait one second. Well Mam, where is this thief you say that broke into your house. She's right in here officer. Well Miss, you know what you did was wrong, so we are now taking you into the Beary City Jail. Thank you sir, Have a nice day.