S: Larry's Maramatanga
BC: Hi my name is honey boi i like to dance , sing and draw. This story is dedicated to Larry for all the good things he does especially for saving the club.
FC: Larry's Maramatanga By Honey Boi
1: Larry's Maramatanga
2: BOOM! BOOM! POW! KAPOW! BOOM!!. Theres Larry watching the fireworks fly in the sky waiting for the biggest one to go off. BOOM!!!!!!! there it goes flying as high as the sky. But suddenly something wrong happens. It goes off track and it starts heading for the Te Puna J.F.C rugby club. POW!!. Koro wheezy and nanny fanny came running out "what was that" yelled "Koro wheezy" "er" yelped Larry. "The club is on fire" cried nanny fanny. "Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" "yelled larry".
4: Suddenly Larry saw beep beep and Roddie go past. Larry done the woolsar warning signal. So Roddie drove him to the production. "Er" "said Larry" "all good my cuz" said Roddie "honk honk" said beep beep. When they got there Larry saw Kenny Cooney getting drunk with his three legged cat nub nub. He also saw cuzzie manos the security guard and wanted to get in. So larry started to go in. But cuzzie manos said "wheres your ticket". Then Larry saw kenny with a spare ticket and swapted him for a bottle of beer. Again Larry walked in and this time got let in so he carried on walking and as soon as he got to the stage he thought to him self er and got on the stage to do his warning haka.
6: WARNING HAKA ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER HI. nobody could under stand what he was saying except Matua Eruiti. So Matua told every one what he was saying and every one got in there car and went to the club. When they got there they all saw the fire but Kenny knew what to do so he went in to the field and done a rain dance and not much longer everyone done the rain dance and before you know it the rain started pouring and the fire went out. "Hurray"everyone yelled.
8: Larrys award was a awesome chair but everyone still wanted to know who lit the fireworks. Suspiciously Larry saw cuzzie manos sneaking away "er"pointed larry "laters faggots" laughed cuzzie manos everyone chased him. As soon as they caught him Koro Weezy called the police and cuzzie manos had to spend the day in the cells.
10: While everyone enjoyed a hangi at the marae. When they were finished there food and water cuzzie manos came back and kenny made up a punishment. "go do the dishes faggot" laughed kenny. From then on cuzzie manos learnt a lesson about lighting fireworks by the club.
12: Glossary Maramatanga (brain wave) haka (dance) marae (hospitable) hangi (food) koro (grandfather) Te Puna (the spring) matua (teacher)
13: Illistrated by Honey boi written by Honey boi made by Honey boi