S: Twisted metal
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FC: Twisted Metal | The Story of Sweet Tooth | By: Kenny Soucy
1: Twisted Metal | This book is dedicated to my friends and family
2: Three months in the nut house. Its the longest I have ever been confined. So a few people have been killed. It wasn't my fault. Well, maybe it was my fault. But I had my own problems to worry about. The old mans curse was beginning to drive me insane. But then one day, he showed up.
4: Calypso he called himself. It was a stupid name. I wanted to kill him there and then but, he made me an offer. He said he ran some kind of crazy contest where you would drive around in a car shooting other contestants. He said if I won, he would bring an end to my curse. I figured I would play along with his little game. After all, I could always kill him later.
6: So in this contest all i have to do is drive around in a car shooting other contestants while they are driving trying to shoot me? Well, that's the one thing I am good at. With me and my ice cream truck, I should fly through this competition without even breaking a sweat.
7: Of course I won the first battle. It was at a stupid junkyard. I blasted everyone that I saw. But I still had seven battles left to win the contest.
8: The second battle was even easier. But this one contestant named Axel was too fast. He was literally connected to his vehicle. But eventually, his world came to an end like everyone elses
10: Third battle is done with. My truck got some damage to its motor though. I can't drive as fast as I would like to now.
11: The forth battle is coming up. It will be my hardest battle yet
12: This joker named minion won last years contest. The only way I can beat him is to get past his force feild. Once i'm past that, it will be easy to defeat him.
13: I beat minion. It took thirty minutes but that doesnt matter. But, when I beat him, his car exploded and a peice of it hit me. I was knocked out cold. But, when I was dreaming, all of my greatest acheivents started flashing before me. All those people I killed. It was breathtaking. But like all good things, it had to come to an end sometime.
14: I suddenly remember the night that the police finally caught me. They tried to fry me. There must have been over a thousand people there to watch me fry. I was upset about that. There should have been more. There was some bible thump there. I thought he was there to save my soul. It turned out that he actually cursed me. That is why there is fire burning on my head. After he cursed me, he ran off. Then I broke out of the electric chair. It took me less than a minute to kill three police officers and get my mask back on. I never use to believe in curses. But it has been three months since that night and the pain gets worse every day. So let me tell you something boys and girls, I sure believe in curses now. After I woke up, I drove to the next battle venue.
16: The fifth battle took about ten minutes. I just keep getting better and better at killing.
17: The sixth battle wasn't that easy. There was this one contestant named Darkside who drove a big black truck. She almost beat me, but I am one step ahead of her.
18: The seventh battle had only two worthy contestants. One of the was named Mr. Grimm. He drove a motorcycle. He drove so fast that he was almost invisible. But, there is one reason why he lost. He had no armor. It took one bullet to kill him.
19: The other worthy contest was my younger brother. He drove a taxi cab that our dad drove before he got killed. I killed my brother with ease. I didn't feel bad about. I didn't hesitate.
20: And now, it is time for the eighth and final battle. But it was no ordinary battle. You see, I had to kill a man flying a blackhawk helicopter.
21: And I remember the guy who was flying that helicopter too. He is the one who flew me to the prison. That was three months ago. I didn't forget a single detail. I am going to destroy him.
22: This battle was on the roof of a giant sky scraper. And to beat him, I had to blow up there tanker trucks when he flew over them so I could damage his helicopter.
23: It wasn't very easy to try to hit him and to avoid his attacks at the same time. It took me five full minutes to finally damage him once.
24: But eventually, I blew up his little helicopter with him in it. I have never felt better in my whole life.
25: I went to see calypso to claim my prize. I told him that I wanted an end to the curse. To get rid of the burning.
26: He gave me a vial of the blood of the person who cursed me on the night of my frying. He said if I drank it, my curse would go away, but if I ever returned to my killing ways, the curse would come back.
27: It took me all of ten seconds to decide. I smashed the vial of blood. Lets face it boys and girls, a man has to have his priorities.
28: I killed calypso about as well as I have ever killed anyone. And now that I am free, I am going to be the greatest killer ever. Sleep tight. Ha ha ha.