S: "No schist, there we were..."
FC: Grand Canyon 2013 | "No schist, there we were..." | A collection of memorable quotes and characters
1: ""Can anyone read a map?"
2: "A billion years of rocks are missing? Look in the dryer."
5: "How many liters is this? This is America, we say quart!"
6: "We used to pass the bong, now we pass the balm"
8: "Dories are the sports cars of the river."
11: "As soon as we get on the trail it gets easier"
12: "We're in deep schist."
14: "We searched through the archaeological layers of our blue bag, and we found it, the great unconformity - day 1 and day 14 underwear were touching each other! "
17: I"m no whiner, I'm a quitter."
18: "It is in your best interest to keep me in the boat"
21: "Pete's feets are on the topeats"
22: "We're all wandering around like gas molecules"
24: Lonnie Hudson is an accomplished artist and is working on an installation using Idaho's 38 indigenous species of fish. | Pete Gross has a masters degree in math. | Matt Claman was on payroll of NFL, as a mail clerk for the Dallas Cowboys. | Elena Kirschner barely made it to work the first Monday as a nurse - delayed by hiking in the Canyon, of course. | Kenny Hutson has an MBA and is Lonnie's nephew. | Kathleen Pelkan (aka Pelk) has held 35 jobs, including a stint at Nordstroms. | Les Hutchison was a rock climbing guide in the Tetons. | Kevin Chambers is engaged to a world-class ultimate frisbee player. | Trent Davey once flew a passenger jet past 90 degrees. | Lori Davey was named in the “Top 40 under 40" in Alaska. | Grayson Davey is an accomplished bass clarinet player. | Rick Abbott is an international record-holding Master swimmer.
25: Kyle Brown left home at 15 to make it on his own. | Mike Moxness was covered by arm guards while volunteering in Africa. | Diane Moxness met her husband trekking in Nepal. | Blythe Marston rowed an eight while attending Oxford. | Gordon Pospisil went to college on a golf scholarship. | Shelly Wade served in China as a Peace Corps volunteer and speaks Mandarin. | Dave Soquet has a black belt in karate. | Ellyn Brown has successfully competed for 30 years in the Mt. Marathon race. | Bill Floyd built his own plane. | Gayle Roth loves power tools and the smell of sawdust. | Maggi Arend was a hippie extraordinaire at Evergreen State. | Chris Arend went to a military boarding school.