S: Walter melon
BC: Walter melon
1: Written by William Eastin Pictures by Photoshop Elements
2: Walter was a normal kid. He liked normal games. He liked normal food. He had a normal family, but a not so normal name which was WALTER MELON which evidently is his least favorite fruit
4: Every day he got picked on, all his class mates hated him. He would tell the teacher and she didn't listen either. He told his parents and they just told him that Walter was a perfectly normal name.
6: So after school one day he got so fed up with every thing he ran away. After one month of running without stopping he came to a small town where no one knew him. He stopped running and he hopped a fence and drank water until he barfed. Then he noticed it was dog water but he didn't mind it was similar to how he got fed at home.
8: He decided to go to school there to see if it was better but people treated him twice as badly with his old tattered clothing and horrible smell of him from him not taking a shower in a month. So he had no one but if he was lucky the people at his old school wouldn't treat him as bad as these people. So he went home and then learned that no matter where he goes he`ll be a freak.
10: In a few years his parents kicked him out of the house. So he had to make money and fast. So he started making signs so people would give him money and people didn't just give him money they bought the signs too. Soon enough he had a sign store.
12: Walter started raking in money in the millions. People started lining up for miles and miles. People were crazy for his signs. He couldn't keep up with the demand for them so he started a chain of his stores called "Walters Funny Signs"
14: Soon enough he was a billionaire with his chain of stores.People just loved his signs. He lived in $50,000,000 house and got whatever he wanted which wasn't much. Every day tons of his old bullies would show up begging for money claiming they were his friends. Each one worse than the other always throwing the other one under the bus so they could get money.
16: At the age of 86 Walter passed away as the richest man on earth. He had no regrets, no worries. He had done well in life and his name didn't hold him back. He had his belongings and money and it was enough for him. He donated all his money to charity after his death.
18: But if you can excuse me I must go I have very important business to attend to. There a lot of thing that must be dealt with and it will take some time. I bid you farewell and good bye stranger.