S: Wedding Guestbook of Joel and Jamie Ackerman March 4, 2011
BC: March 4, 2011
FC: Well Wishes, Memories, and Unsolicited Advice for Joel and Jamie Ackerman
1: March 4, 2011
2: Joel + Jamie for Life | Noses for life. | When you smile it takes my breath away. When you laugh it makes me smile. And when you breathe it makes me laugh, because you can't breathe through your nose and it's so loud. It's like a neanderthal man.
3: ~ Well Wishes ~
4: ~ Memories ~
5: How do I love thee? Let me count the ways, subtract your faults, and get back to you.
6: Love may be blind, but so are three mice I heard about.
7: ~ Unsolicited Advice ~
8: ~ Well Wishes ~
9: The words, "I love you," are the most powerful in the world. The words, "Here's some money," also work.
11: ~ Memories ~ | Love means never having to say you're sorry.
12: ~ More Advice ~
13: I love you in the morning, I love you in the night. I love you when you're wrong, I love you when you're right. I'll love you for a lifetime, and after that, forever. I'll love you with a pulley. I'll love you with a lever. I'll love you with an inclined plane. I'll love you with a wheel, It may be very simple, but it's the way I feel. | Simple Love
14: "If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I'd have so many flowers it's not even funny." ~Alfred Lord Tennyson
15: ~ Well Wishes ~
16: ~ Memories ~
17: Love is liking someone a lot.
18: Jamie: I love you. Joel: Do you? Or do you hate me so much you're confused?
19: ~ Advice again ~
20: ~ Well Wishes ~
21: It's surprising how rubbing a girl's foot will keep it away from your butt.
22: It's more important to be trusted than to be loved. But more fun to be loved. When someone trusts you they are always asking you to take on more responsibilities. But when they love you, you just get a lot of action.
23: ~ Memories ~
24: ~ Unsolicited Advice ~
25: Two hearts. One love. No clue.