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BC: The End

FC: By Sonali Nigam & Scott Lew | Tilly's Tales Part I

1: He lives vicariously... through himself.

2: Bulls flat-out refuse to fight him. Even his parrot's advice is insightful. Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there. Even lucha libres remove their masks in his presence. He can defeat anyone in a game of chess without making any moves. He can disarm you with his looks, or his hands, either way. He can speak French... in Russian. He can't be bought, but his beard clippings have been known to show up in auctions.

3: Canuck

4: He has never lost a sock.

5: The stuff legends are made of .... a ladies man who changes diapers too | He holds a doctorate in originality in which he teaches at Harvard where no one ever passes. He is left-handed. And right-handed.

6: He once punched a magician.

9: He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish. | Furry and feathered friends

10: new rommates | His blood smells like cologne. | If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance. | Bob

11: His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears. | AST | The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

12: His organ donation card, also lists his beard. | Crazy

13: His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him. | Flirt

14: He'd never initiate a conversation about the weather, even in a typhoon.

15: People hang on his every word... even the prepositions.

16: The President of a country once took a bullet for him on a failed attempt.

17: Was once found Guilty, of being Innocent. | Joy, eh?

18: It is said the sun comes up later on the 6th of May, in case his Cinco parties run long. | Homies

19: Bromance

20: When he wakes up the roses smell him. When it is raining, it is because he is sad. You can see his charisma from space. One day you will meet him...

21: But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward

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  • Title: Classic Mixbook
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  • Started: about 7 years ago
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