BC: The End
FC: 2011 | Book Of Raymondisms
1: Dear Dad, Several months ago we came up the idea to write down quotes that we most remember of you and place them in this book. This has been an enjoyable process for each and every one of us. We hope this book shows our love and appreciation for all that you have done and also makes you smile from the many memories we have shared. Love, Your Boys
2: Dad Taught Us Faith... | Upon receiving the sacrament of reconciliation - "What did you tell the priest?" | "Hail Mary full of Gr........Ben wake up, we're saying the rosary!"
3: "You better pray I don't beat you in basketball"
4: "My son is 6'5", 300lbs and plays football for LSU" | Dad Taught Us to be Proud of Our Accomplishments... | "My son owns a woman's shoe store" | "He's got two speeds- slow and stop"
5: "Danny has the bigger fan in his room" | "Yeah he never built a robot, but he's the president of the club" | " You did good but you need to get to the next level"
6: "I STILL got it!" | Dad Taught Us Sportsmanship... | "I'm all time QB" | "You Cheat!" | 'Ref! your mom wears combat boots!"
7: “Hey Ref, you're missing a good game!“
8: "When I was your age..." | "Been there done that...." | "You couldn't amount to a pimple on my son's..."
9: "I'm going bring you back to Sears" | Dad Taught Us Our Lives Are Irreplaceable...
10: "Stupid, stupid stupid" | Dad Taught Us the Importance of an Education... | "Your mom graduated Cum Laude and I graduated Thank the Ladda" | "C stands for Comeaux" | "3.0 or you have the same privileges as a 3 year old"
11: "Does that make sense? | "I was the only one out of 12 to graduate from college" | Reviewing math cards:"What is 2 plus 2? Go 3,2,1. Too late it's 4! Not fast enough Danny!"
12: “Ray, go to Red's for a swim. It will clean you physically, mentally, and spiritually.” | “I'm still on my honeymoon with your mom”
13: Dad Taught Us to Enjoy Life... | “Get up, the chair has a 250lb weight limit!”
14: Dad Taught Us About Love... | "Did you have fun at the dance? ... Did you kiss her? ... What Nancy, I'm just asking; well was she a good kisser?" | "You Sonuva bitch ... I love you boy."
15: "The beauty of it is..." | “My son lives in New Orleans, .here you go, he's on the phone. Talk to him” | "Before you go out tonight, I want you to wash the trash-cans."
16: “You think you have it hard? I used to hitch hike both ways to work on a tug boat during the summers.” | “RAY, DANNY, GREG, BEN, DANG IT SOMEONE COME HELP ME!”
17: Dad Taught Us to Work Hard, Be Independent and Stand Up For What We Believe... | “I got in his face and I told him how the cow ate the cabbage.” | “Nancy Smith I need your help!”
18: “Why don't you answer your phone when I call you? I don't like when you don't answer your phone. Call me back it's an emergency.” | Dad Taught Us the Art of Holding a Good Conversation... | “Did anyone ask about me? What did they say?” | "I'm going to throw a curve ball at you..."
19: “Hey Miss America...” | “One more thing before I let you go. Seriously now...” | “Come talk to me while I go to the restroom.” | “Greg listen to me when I'm talking to you. You hear but you don't listen that's the difference”
20: "It was a red five speed convertible" | "You come out and fight like a man"
21: " I never got to sleep alone until I got married" "I had to turn my head to continue drinking my beer" "You take orders to go?...Pack your purse and let's go" | A Few of Dad's Most Famous... | "I was one of twelve with eight sisters that's why I have a black belt in shopping...I wear queen sized pantyhose"
22: ~You taught us all to become the young successful men that we are today. We all hope to make you proud as we carry on the Domingue name.~