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Evan & Olivia, Volume 1

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BC: "Time flies when you're having fun!" Evan, December 12, 2011

FC: Evan & Olivia | Volume 1 | Memories

1: June 17, 2011 Fathers Day Evan : "Daddy, I already gave you a gift, its me! I'm your son"

2: October 3, 2011 Olivia : "Who am I going to marry when I grow up? I want to marry Evan!"

3: July 9, 2011 Evan : "The moon and the sun always follow us because we are the bestest people in the world"

5: October 3, 2011 Olivia : "I'm really going to miss my curly blonde hair when I grow up" | December 30, 2010 Olivia : "I'm going to the store and men are going to give me money so I can buy candy"

7: June 3, 2011 Olivia : "Sometimes Pepere tells me to cry to get what I want" | April 20, 2011 Evan: "Olivia, at Memere and Pepere's there are no rules!"

8: May 12, 2011 Evan : When asked if he has a girlfriend at school he responds "No, if I had a girlfriend, it would be you Mommy!"

9: September 4, 2011 Evan starts grade 1, and there are 12 girls in his classroom. He says : "I'm going to be completely out of my mind!"

10: Mr. Sniff : The name given to disguise glasses

11: Toeshie : The made up name for shampoo floating in the bath tub

12: October 9, 2011 Evan: "I know what I want to do when I grow up! I want to cut peoples grass"

13: September 29, 2010 Olivia : "Mommy, how come doggies don't get married? Is it because they poop?"

14: December 26, 2010 Olivia : "Mommy, come and see my poop on the potty! It looks like a snowman, isn't he cute?!"

15: November 15, 2010 Evan: "This is what I want for Christmas, a hooker!" (Toy Crane)

16: November 25, 2010 Evan: "Mommy, my favorite part of Christmas is being with my family"

17: December 25,2010 Evan : "How come Olivia got more presents than me?!" Evan, Christmas is about sharing "No its NOT! It's about how many presents you get"

18: September 15, 2010 Olivia : "Mommy, why are you sick? I won't germ you anymore!" | September 23, 2011 Evan : "What is a nerd? Can I wear a pen on my shirt?"

19: December 31, 2010 Evan : "Olivia, you have the hiccups because you won't stop talking all day"

20: September 8, 2011 Olivia : | "My underwear don't fit me anymore, maybe it's time we sell them to someone else"

21: August 31, 2010 Olivia : "Daddy, I have a baby in my belly!"

22: July 12, 2011 Evan : "Next time I meet a new person I'm going to say - My name is Evan William, but you can call me Evan"

23: September 20, 2010 Evan : "I hid something under your pillow Mommy. A booger!"

24: July 23, 2011 Olivia : "I don't like dill pickle chips because they taste like grass to me!"

25: August 16, 2010 Olivia : "Grandma, do you want some girl cream?" (hand cream)

26: July 10, 2011 Evan looks under the skirt of a mannequin. We tell him to stop and he says : "It''s ok because she's not a real girl"

27: October 24, 2010 Evan : "Mommy is the boss of me" | January 1, 2012 Evan : "Olivia, did you know we are made of meat?"

28: October 10, 2011 Evan : "I'm going to be a magician when I grow up"

29: September 23, 2011 Olivia : "What happens to us when there are no more days left in the world?"

30: September 21, 2010 Olivia : "My tongue wants out of my mouth!"

31: November 11, 2011 Olivia : "I have little boobies, but boys don't have any at all!"

32: September 22, 2010 Evan : "If I eat green beans, I'll turn into a ninja turtle" | July 20, 2011 Evan : "There is a ghost in my room, can I sleep with you?" There are no ghosts in your room Evan. "Yes there is! It's making my hair stand-up!"

33: December 14, 2011 Evan : "Monsters are not real, they are just made up to stop kids from picking their nose!" Olivia : "If you pick your nose a monster will get you?" Evan : "Only if you pick your nose three times in a row"

34: July 11, 2011 Evan : "Why do we put dead people in the ground? I think we should put them in a museum, then everyone can see them"

35: September 24, 2010 Evan : "Daddy, don't drive into the electric, or we will see our bones!" (Driving by a power station)

37: December 14, 2011 Evan : "It's not fair that my birthday is only once a year. Why can't it be everyday?!"

38: September 22, 2011 Olivia : "Mommy, when you shave your leg hair, does it tickle?"

39: November 4, 2010 Olivia : "Today we learned about jupiter and space. The sun looks like it's on fire!"

40: July 15, 2011 Evan was stung by a bee for the first time and says : "I'm never going outside again!"

41: July 28, 2011 Evan : "My nose holes are all plugged up with boogers!"

42: September 3, 2011 Evan : "I know what I'm going to name my son when I grow up! Schwartz!" | September 23, 2011 Evan : "I know what I'm going to name my son when I'm older! Gerald!"

43: July 5, 2011 Evan : "Olivia, daycare is not school. It's where you go to practice before school. You don't learn anything there"

44: July 18, 2011 Evan : "Olivia, your peepee hasn't grown in yet"

48: August 19, 2010 Olivia : "Memere and Pepere have a poop fan! It takes the poop smell away" | August 21, 2011 Olivia : "How come people have hair? I think it's because their heads would get cold"

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