FC: How to Use a curling Iron
1: How to Use a Curling Iron By Tabitha Roemish
2: First step:Insert the three-pronged plug into an electrical outlet. At this point you should beware of the accidental electrocution that may occur should your finger inadvertently slip into the electrical outlet. Although if you really need to be warned of this elementary fact then you probably shouldn't be handling electrical devices in the first place. But if you do unfortunately fall into this inconvenient situation then at least you won't be likely to make the same mistake again.
3: Perhaps the maiming will be so severe that the offending fingers will be completely fried off thereby making it physically impossible to do it again. Unless of course you're ambidextrous in which case if you do make the same mistake again then I can only hope that you do burn off your other hand. With any luck this will remove any kind of sexual arousal you may have at one time elicited thereby also removing any possibility of reproduction so your moronic, anti- Darwinian genes will never pollute the already muddled gene pool. Once you have plugged in the device please proceed to step two, however if this first step proves to be too difficult please do not proceed.
4: Step 2:(when the device has heated) curl your hair. You should also note that serious burns can occur should the curling iron touch your skin for a prolonged amount of time. As this is the sole function of the curling iron it should not come as any sort of shock that this device is very hot. Be careful to avoid burns and should you happen to let your skin come into contact for long periods of time then it would only be fitting that you suffer serious third degree burns because you have been warned. Please enjoy our product, idiots.