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BC: The End
FC: Wraitten and illustrated by Ethan foulk published by the computer | Shreck and the cookie jar
1: shreck and the cookie jar written and illustrated by Ethan foulk published in 2010
2: Once upon a time (2006), in New York City Shreck’s parents had left him home alone for the first time. His mom worked as a lemonade stand person and his dad was in Iraq fighting of the other war lords such as Brittney Spears and Optimas Prime. Anyway, he got really hungry when he was watching TV.
4: holy cookie jars
5: So he went into the forbidden kitchen and stole the Holy Cookie Jar. He ate about half of the jar in 5 minutes. Then he ate the other half. Then he went back into the forbidden kitchen and stole the other Holy Cookie Jar. Then he ate that. Then out of no ware, Napoleon Dynamite dressed in a green robe and had liger staff busted through the wall and said: “Shreck, gimme some of your tots!” At the time Shreck had been eating a package of tater-tots. So Shreck throws him some and Napoleon leaves. So that was pretty much random and has nothing to do with the story
6: the end | anyway, the dark spirit lurking in the forbidden kitchen, storm in the room like a little two-year-old and snatcAhed his Holy Cookie Jars back. “WHY THE HECK DID YOU EAT MY HOLY COOKIES?!?” said the dark spirit. “ I was hungry” said Shreck. By now the dark spirit was crying like a baby.
7: “Calm down Ill get your cookies back” said Shreck. “You can't get them back; they were the only Holy Cookies in the universe. And the recipe was burned up in the sun when the cookies were made!” “Then how did they end up in my forbidden kitchen?” said Shreck. “I don’t know, but you are going to pay for eating them!!!!”
8: The next day, Shreck had to sweep the whole universe with a broom, eat the hottest peppers in the universe, fill in the Grand Canyon and then dig it back out again, and then finally, drag a wrecking ball with his leg for 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles while the dark spirit whipped him from behind.
9: By the time Shreck was done, he was passed out and drooling. “huh” said the dark spirit. “I was nice to him.” And then he left through a magical portal. When Shreck woke up, he was in a magical place full of fire and brimstone. And there were all these guys in red pajamas sticking pitchforks in his butt. He walked around for a little while and then magically, he got sucked into a portal. And the next thing he knew, he was on the USS Enterprise staring straight at Shreck. “Huh, hi.” Said Shreck. “OMG, IT’S NERO! FIRE!”
10: then suddenly he got shot with about 50 lasers before he was sucked into another portal. “WHAT THE FIDDLESTICKS! I JUST GOT SHOT! (A lot)” “hey I am back home! (and bleeding. Good thing I stole that health package!” so he bandaged himself up and went to bed. But could not fall asleep. Then Napoleon Dynamite busted through the wall with an arm full of tater tots. “Then he said:” I forgot to mention, don't steal and it will solve all your problems! Then Shreck freaked out and went to sleep. THE END!
14: hi I'm Ethan. i like to surf, snowboard,skateboard, skim board, and pretty much any kind of board. ( this story was soposed to be a joke. if it offends you or it is inappropriate, I'm sorry)