Tim 2012 (Copy)

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S: Volume 2

FC: Memories | 2011 - 2012

1: Happy Birthday Tim

2: San | Diego | Summer 2011

4: COAST | of | CALIFORNIA

5: "What did you say, Rob? We can't hear you."

8: SUMMER | 2011

12: Boundary Waters Canoe Area

13: Florida | Road Trip | Summer 2011

17: Ohh...but you seee! Remember - I'm a professional stuuudent! | Uhh...I guess my question would be: Why are you reading this book and not mine? | Y-y-you're a good student, Tim. Y-y-you're essentially Marduk... | Ah that's just perfect, Tim. I really like that.

22: Pro-Life Rally

27: Friennddsssss... | Hamburgus Help Us | Andhewaslike chanGING... | Be obscene! Be-be obscene! | I see. Well? | Well Tyler, you... | ...everything man. | Didchu see Signs? | Hey, do you guyss have dragonss 'rount heresss?

28: HAPPY | BIRTHDAY | TIM

29: "Hun - what's the yellow square for then on the calendar? Hmm?" | "That...that was my birthday..." | "Steve! I didn't know it was your birthday! You should've said something, Steve. Oh...wonderful!" | "Rip diddle ip dip dip dip it's your birthday! Rip diddle ip dip dip dip it's your birthday..." | (Singing continues) | "It was last month..."

31: . | GOING OUT OF BUSINESS | CLOWN | SALE

34: I'm DUNN. | a tribute to Richard Dunn

36: 1. Do you know what you're supposed to do if you catch on fire? Stop, drop and roll. 2. If you're raking the leaves and it gets all over your driveway, just hose it off dummy. 3. Does your milk taste sour when you take a sip of it? Just check the expiration date dummy. 4. Do you have smelly body parts? Smelly under your arms? In the armpits? Just put some vinegar on it. Why didn't you think of that? 5. What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein. 6. I know it's prom times coming up, and if you're a senior in high school you're thinking "What the heck am I gonna do for a date?" Take your sister, dum-dum, she's a girl. 7. Ever wonder why ice cubes taste so boring? It's because you're making them out of stupid water, you bimbo. Put some fruit juice in there, and freeze it into ice cubes, and put THAT in your milk! 8. Hey, ever had a big problem taking care of your eggs and keeping them from getting squashed or spoiled? Keep 'em outside - except if it's hot out then you are out of luck pal.

38: TEM

39: Wareheimer | Eric