S: Beautiful Miss Ava's Amazing Year!
FC: Ava Long's Amazing Year
1: This is the tale of Miss Ava Grace Long, Who is so beyond beautiful she could calm down King Kong,
2: Our story begins with an ice-luge of liquor and a bevy of beers, And ends with the fruition of a love brewing for years,
3: Birthday boy Brent was on a Memphis roof feeling hot, With a twinkle in his eye to distract from his suspicious wet spot,
4: He looked up to the starry summer sky and made a b-day wish about Miss Heather, That they’d fulfill their lifelong love by fairy-talely ending up together,
5: Well the wish came true and it was time for the stork to come (as well) and call, Causing Heather to scream with joy and Brent to excitedly punch a wall,
6: The Police Women of Memphis saw where this case of criminal cuteness had to be heading, As Brent planned an international elopement and (in magical Monaco) a wonder-wedding,
7: Of course too cool to be upstaged Ava decided to bust out a little early, With stats: 03/25/2010- 4 lbs, 6 ozs- with her hair already curly,
8: But the numbers only make it seem like Ava’s a normal super-cutie, Where actually this bambina goes far above and beyond the call of being even an uber-beauty,
9: With eyes so big and blue you’d think that they’re Tennessee’s two loveliest lakes, And a happy giggling countenance more priceless than all art-history’s finest reals or fakes,
10: So I shouldn't even have to explain that Ava was loved by all who crossed her princess-path, As people lined up to huggle and kiss her everywhere from the street all the way to her bubble-bath,
11: And it’s an understatement to say that the Letts and Longs were all well beyond hopelessly in love, It was as if Ava’s middle name was used when they were designing her up above,
12: Grandpa Long became a booster for something even cooler than U of M, Whilst Judy proudly taught the flower business to the family’s gorgeous little gem,
13: Meanwhile Grandpa Lett drove a precious playhouse from Knoxville via 6 hours on I-40. And if that doesn’t say I LOVE AVA there was getting it off the truck: My Lordy!
14: And Grandma Lett pitched-in each and every way that she saw fun or fitting, From giving out cool baby-tips to volunteering for days and nites of Ava-sitting,
15: Meanwhile Uncle Christopher began preparations for the world’s first tricked-out-pimp-salad-tricycle, Which will one day push Ava’s coolness-level from “Coolest Baby Ever” to “Ava the Baby Icicle”
16: You see for such a wee person Ava has huge personality and is so hilariously hip, That even Unky Evan is forced to stop, raise his shades and with his hair do an Elvis-worthy flip,
17: And exclaim “That child has the super-style to make even me a big believer”, “We need to get this kid to Fashion Week in Milan, quick get that pilot Tory Weaver”!
18: And I could go on with the list of Ava-Fan-Club members like Mr. Bachelor Tory, But for now I need to get back to our “Year of Ava” story,
19: Cause the world’s most miniature heart-melter continued turning happy hearts into mini-puddles, Sweetly cooing and kissing whilst happily handing out the galaxy’s indisputably cutest cuddles,
20: See, whilst getting her beauty-sleep Baby Ava apparently overslept, And hit the snooze alarm repeatedly as other World's Cutest Baby hopefuls woke up and wept,
21: With her W.C.B. title secure Ava went to celebrate in Florida at the beach, To catch some rays and learn about what her great-Mamaw had to teach,
22: But Ava's heart belongs in Memphis on a street named after Bucks, Where she can see baseball-playing Redbirds and hotel-walking ducks,
23: Where even Elvis, Cash, and Three 6 Mafia don't even top the musical packs, Cause even though they're badarse- they pale (like Irishmen) compared to the brilliance from Stax,
24: And then there's the local Memphis Tigers who are usually (ahem!) ace at hoops, And America's #1 Zoo for Ava-walks as she passes amazing exhibits in lieu of other zoos’ little coops,
25: So you can see how TN-time flies and ends us up at the pagan holiday disdained by preachers, But Ava got dressed up anyway with her costume being "one of God's very cutest creatures",
26: But before you think she's perfect I should tell you about the incident we’ll call "tears'n'toilet-paper", Where Miss Ava got caught red-handed by her her momma midway-through a misdemeanor-caper,
27: But there was no need to worry about Ava getting a Christmas stocking full of coal, Cause her pure goodness in known from every direction we have including the Earth’s Northern Pole,
28: So her first Christmas was a blast and in Memphis it even snowed, Which perfectly complemented Ava's pure beauty which, as usual, proudly showed,
29: It's almost unfair to add headbands and hats plus sun-g’s and bonus bows, Basically whatever Miss Ava wears inevitably exquisitely glows,
30: So if you can’t tell by now, let’s just say that Ava Long is miles beyond real sweet, Even more than those BB-King Brownies that her daddy loves down on Beale Street,
31: So to you Ava Grace we say "Hooray!" and "Three Cheers"! We simply cannot wait to adore you for the rest of our lovely years!